oh god no.

Feb 08, 2010 14:06

So I just stirred my last cup of coffee with what I thought was my coffee spoon from this morning, but which was actually the spoon that I stirred my reheated lunch with.

Cheesy Parmesan Tuna Helper.

...

::drinks anyway::

personal wiggety-wack, tastes like burning, omg that fish is raw, oh blue gillespie lolerskates, wtfery

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ewwwww.... kimuro February 8 2010, 19:09:46 UTC
That's disgusting!

You have to ask yourself - WWID? (What would Ianto do?)

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Re: ewwwww.... amand_r February 8 2010, 19:13:50 UTC
Ianto wouldn't be drinking this coffee anyway, because it's over 19 minutes old. He can hie his arse on over here and make me some more, dammit.

The rest of him can come too.

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Re: ewwwww.... kimuro February 8 2010, 19:31:53 UTC
As I understand it, Ianto is multi-talented - not just his arse.

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Re: ewwwww.... amand_r February 8 2010, 19:57:11 UTC
This is true! He's also good at:

1. crying (messily)
2. stungunning people in the head.
3. sarcastic quipping.

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paragraphs February 8 2010, 19:12:30 UTC
Not laughing, promise. Not laughing. REALLY!!! NOT!

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amand_r February 8 2010, 19:14:29 UTC
TUNA HELPER.

MY COFFEE IS UNPLEASANTLY FISHY. I MIGHT HAVE DONE MY "THERE WAS A FISH IN THE PERCOLATOR!" IMPRESSION FROM TWIN PEAKS.

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paragraphs February 8 2010, 19:23:36 UTC
LOL made me laugh.

OH WAIT I SAID I WASN"T LAUGHING! SORRY!

(headed BACK to SS and YES they NEVER RECEIVED THE PAPERWORK OMG!!!)

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amand_r February 8 2010, 19:55:42 UTC
FINGERS CROSSED FOR YOU!

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valancy_joy February 8 2010, 19:19:18 UTC
yeah. I've done that (with perhaps less tuna) ... but my dad would say "it all ends up the same place."

will go back to crap office coffee now... watered with the tears of the damned...

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amand_r February 8 2010, 19:56:13 UTC
That is a good description of all the work coffee I have ever had.

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huesiemama February 9 2010, 01:30:24 UTC
There's coffee at work? Then why do *I* always have to make a new pot/carafe?!

Our office courtesy/protocol is to make a new pot/carafe when you take the last. In the past week I have made at least 5 pots and it was empty when I got there. GRRRRRRRR.

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amand_r February 9 2010, 02:01:18 UTC
There never was where I worked, incidentally. Except when I worked at the Sunoco. Then it was my job to make the coffee anyway.

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golden_d February 8 2010, 19:47:51 UTC
D:

*cries*

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amand_r February 8 2010, 19:55:56 UTC
::WAILING::

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copperbadge February 8 2010, 20:09:57 UTC
It's got protein. S'good for you!

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amand_r February 8 2010, 20:10:21 UTC
I DRANK IT.

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copperbadge February 8 2010, 20:11:43 UTC
GOOD WOMAN YOURSELF.

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amand_r February 8 2010, 20:12:09 UTC
IT WAS CAFFEINATED.

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