the best thing i've said all day

[amand_r]

This is just to say that

I like that whole, "Oh, do you only like heterosexual sex?" bit.
Oh, do you only like dill pickles?
Oh, do you only like Shakespeare's early work?
Oh, did you want the plums from the ice box?
I ate them.
Forgive me.
They were delicious.
So sweet.
And so gay.

ALSO: LONGDOG IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.

Comments

[momebie]

*giggles and falls over*

[amand_r]

THEY WERE DELICIOUS.

[amand_r]

HAAHAHAHAH THIS IS JUST TO SAY THAT YOU ARE FUNNY.

[amand_r]

NEVER.

[smirnoffmule]

I have a longdog. My Skydog is a whippet/saluki cross. Thus. I usually call her a lurcher for brevity's sake though (yes, they have the same number of syllables, but I have to then explain what a longdog is).

FUN FACT ABOUT ME.

[amand_r]

I got to this site by googling Lurchers!

[smirnoffmule]

I HAVE A LURCHER.

See above.

[amand_r]

I love that dog. I want this one.

[valancy_joy]

damn girl... put some clothes on. :D

I DO actually only like dill pickles... LOL.

[amand_r]

OH REALLY?

Yeah, I think I own a sweater somewhere.

[valancy_joy]

well, that is to say I dislike greatly sweet pickles and those stupid bread and butter sweet and sour numbers...

*shrug* I'm pickle picky.

[amand_r]

I love bread an butter pickles. But I don't like gherkins.

[itcamefromjapan]

TEE HEE.

THAT IS A WORK OF ART.

[amand_r]

IT NEEDS MOAR FRUIT.

[itcamefromjapan]

LIKE ONE OF THOSE STILL-LIFE PAINTINGS WITH THE BOWLS OF APPLES AND SHIT. UH, BUT NOT LITERALLY SHIT.

ALSO, GAYNESS.

P.S. The point of Longdog was to make us misread it as "Longdong" five times in a row y/y?

[amand_r]

HAAAHAHAHAH THE FRUIT HAS MANY LAYERS. LIKE YOUR ICON.

I DID NOT MISREAD LONG DOG. NOT. AT. ALL.