in which i am three.

Jan 14, 2010 16:08

One thing about having a kid is that no one looks at you funny anymore when you do dumbass things that if done sans child would have got you...funny…looks. This is a poorly constructed sentence. I shall save you the crap writing and instead say it in MOVIE CAPS--

ALLOW ME TO TRANSPORT YOU BACK IN TIME. TO YOUR CHILDHOOD:


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personal wiggety-wack, holy shit, videos, the awesome--let me show you it, photos, viola, it pwns ypur brain

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cruentum January 14 2010, 21:15:47 UTC
When I was home over christmas we made these things where you colour in these princesses and pirates on paper, except it's not paper, and then you put it in the oven and shrinks and it becomes proper plastic and is awesome.

Funny pills. I shouldn't picture this in a Jack/Ianto story. I'm de-aging Ianto too much in my head I think.

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amand_r January 14 2010, 21:24:25 UTC
SEE ABOVE COMMENT.

SHRINKIDINKS.

Regressed Jack would eat the pills and then say, "My tummy is rumbly."

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cruentum January 14 2010, 21:27:40 UTC
Ianto would be all somber and reply, "That's because there's a lion in your tummy now."

Jack would freak out. Ianto would LOL. Gwen would try to be all scold-y and then would grin too much for that.

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amand_r January 14 2010, 21:28:09 UTC
I ...I might steal this.

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rednwhiterose January 14 2010, 21:15:53 UTC
OMG THOSE THINGS ARE AWESOME!!!

My dad use to get those for us (from drug reps) when I was a kid. My sister and I would play with them in the bathtub. My mom would always get pissed when we'd leave the pill poo (the gooey, outer casing) on the tub and let it dry and harden. Those were a bitch to get off, but the sponges were OMGFUNYAY!

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amand_r January 14 2010, 21:23:43 UTC
OMG I remember that they used to be like, dinosaurs and shit. I bet you can still get them like dinosaurs.

OMG I NEED SHRINKIDINKS.

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melissa2u January 14 2010, 21:25:16 UTC
You can get dinosaurs!

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amand_r January 14 2010, 21:30:15 UTC
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS.

I have also been told that I can MAKE MY OWN SHRINKYDINKS.

I SENSE TORCHWOOD SHRINKYDINKS IN MY FUTURE!

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earthly_gnome January 14 2010, 21:19:19 UTC
Undo it! Undo it!

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amand_r January 14 2010, 21:24:42 UTC
I TOTES SAID THAT IN MY HEAD WHEN I MADE IT.

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amand_r January 14 2010, 21:25:53 UTC
SHOP N SAVE.

It's one of those things that randomly hangs from a string in the aisle, you know? Like most of the kids toys are scattered about the store.

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curriejean January 14 2010, 21:26:07 UTC
A WHAT? :O

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amand_r January 14 2010, 21:30:54 UTC
AN AWESOME.

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curriejean January 14 2010, 21:32:41 UTC
I remember dino-pills. I want a handful of expanding Myfanwys.

Also, that zebra is pretty impressively an obvious zebra despite having no stripes.

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amand_r January 14 2010, 21:35:01 UTC
I had to check the back of the package to make sure that it was not a horse, but nope, that's what the package says! The kid knew right away, too. I was all,"oh are you sure?" and she was all, "Yeaaaah right!"

Smart ass.

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