in which i am three.

[amand_r]

One thing about having a kid is that no one looks at you funny anymore when you do dumbass things that if done sans child would have got you...funny…looks. This is a poorly constructed sentence. I shall save you the crap writing and instead say it in MOVIE CAPS--

ALLOW ME TO TRANSPORT YOU BACK IN TIME. TO YOUR CHILDHOOD:

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[cruentum]

When I was home over christmas we made these things where you colour in these princesses and pirates on paper, except it's not paper, and then you put it in the oven and shrinks and it becomes proper plastic and is awesome.

Funny pills. I shouldn't picture this in a Jack/Ianto story. I'm de-aging Ianto too much in my head I think.

[amand_r]

SEE ABOVE COMMENT.

SHRINKIDINKS.

Regressed Jack would eat the pills and then say, "My tummy is rumbly."

[cruentum]

Ianto would be all somber and reply, "That's because there's a lion in your tummy now."

Jack would freak out. Ianto would LOL. Gwen would try to be all scold-y and then would grin too much for that.

[amand_r]

I ...I might steal this.

[rednwhiterose]

OMG THOSE THINGS ARE AWESOME!!!

My dad use to get those for us (from drug reps) when I was a kid. My sister and I would play with them in the bathtub. My mom would always get pissed when we'd leave the pill poo (the gooey, outer casing) on the tub and let it dry and harden. Those were a bitch to get off, but the sponges were OMGFUNYAY!

[amand_r]

OMG I remember that they used to be like, dinosaurs and shit. I bet you can still get them like dinosaurs.

OMG I NEED SHRINKIDINKS.

[melissa2u]

You can get dinosaurs!

[amand_r]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS.

I have also been told that I can MAKE MY OWN SHRINKYDINKS.

I SENSE TORCHWOOD SHRINKYDINKS IN MY FUTURE!

[earthly_gnome]

Undo it! Undo it!

[amand_r]

I TOTES SAID THAT IN MY HEAD WHEN I MADE IT.

[amand_r]

SHOP N SAVE.

It's one of those things that randomly hangs from a string in the aisle, you know? Like most of the kids toys are scattered about the store.

[curriejean]

A WHAT? :O

[amand_r]

AN AWESOME.

[curriejean]

I remember dino-pills. I want a handful of expanding Myfanwys.

Also, that zebra is pretty impressively an obvious zebra despite having no stripes.

[amand_r]

I had to check the back of the package to make sure that it was not a horse, but nope, that's what the package says! The kid knew right away, too. I was all,"oh are you sure?" and she was all, "Yeaaaah right!"

Smart ass.