i know what you want. the magpies have come.

[amand_r]

1. Oh emquilxy, you find the best things: Arnold Schwartzenegger Does a Cooking Show

2. The socks went insane last night, and it was lovely. I had to put my ass on tumble dry after 11 pm, but I hope the party continued on.

3. I feel bleaugh about everything this week. I try to read Erdrich's book, and I know that I should fucking love it, because she's

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[rexluscus]

I LOVE THE POLY. LOVE IT LIKE BURNING. Do not lose heart!

[amand_r]

I WILL NOT. THE POLY IS THE ONLY THING I CAN EVEN WORK ON RIGHT NOW (EXCEPT FOR THE VIRTUAL SEASON, WHICH IS STALLED).

[lawsontl]

We will unlock the virtual season for you tonight, m'duck.

[amand_r]

FUCKING FUCK.

[lawsontl]

All this talk of scat and burning...sure there's not a connection? Y'all been practicing safe Tweeting during the days, right? I can't be on Twitter to monitor you then, children.

[amand_r]

WE ALWAYS WEAR E-CONDOMS.

[curriejean]

That poly is bound to be supersweet! :D Totally craving that kind of thing lately.

I understand your sentiments, though - I share them. Open up a doc, and all the words are dead. Writing effing bloodplay, and the words are dead. We writers don't get out enough. *passes the e-tequila*

[amand_r]

I'm writing, just not writing porn, you know? I can't believe I'm saying that I'm bored with porn.

What the shit, you know?

*e-vomits*

[curriejean]

Yeah, last time I had real tequila (and I mean REALLY had real tequila), I vomited on my best friend's dog. Hoping e-vomit may involve words.

So it's just the porn that's boring you? That's fair. It's hard want to resolve plots that tend to end the same way all the time. Last time I had a fit of pornwriting, I left it alone for five years.

But please don't wait five years like me, jeez. :p

There's always throwing a wrench in. I'm good at giving people wrenches. They take me literally and it leads to porn. Did you see that insanity? Fucking special.

*HAVE A WRENCH*

[amand_r]

Yeah, I was sick on tequila once and I can't even smell it now without having the stomach wibblies.

The porn is boring. Sensational violence is boring. I'm in ti for plotty plot plot and some character analysis the old fashioned way right now. Not that I won't read the porn--I just. I feel like I can't come up with anything new. The porn I'm writing for the battle, it's only interesting because it's a play on the topic. And it's a rare pair. I like that.

I had to abandon my Jack/Alice at the sex show, because I want it to be funny, and it really shouldn't be. It should be sexy. Right now I want everything to be funny.

phaetonschariot just wrote a J/I with a wrench the other day...

[phaetonschariot]

lol I totally get the "meh."

[amand_r]

Yay! we are partners in porn meh!

[kel_reiley]

*wants poly fic like burning!*

[amand_r]

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE.