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Jul 05, 2009 11:45

1. This morning, my coffee, TO WHICH I DO NOT ADD SWEETENER, tastes reminiscently of Sugar Smacks. It's my fault. I let that goddamn Dig Em frog in here last night and now everything tastes a little bit like shitty cereal ( Read more... )

chit-chat, damn the man, batshit, aiming to misbehave, what the shit is this?, oh snap, personal wiggety-wack, computers, tastes like burning

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annemjw July 5 2009, 16:07:49 UTC
2. Oh man. My friend was reinstalling drivers without the cd on his girlfriend's sisters laptop the other week. He was... a little frustrated.

4. I'm the Boss is amazing, and weirdly appropriate. Channelling ACJ, y/y?

Christ on a bicycle, that house is not normal.

5. I always have to hold my boobs when if I run. I mostly don't run, and that seems to help.

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amand_r July 5 2009, 16:38:54 UTC
Yeah, I thought I was going to have to download the wireless drivers myself, and I was fine with that until the MODEM was completely dysfunctional. WTF, people?

EAT A BAGEL! HOT ON DEBORAH! GET REJECTED!

I don't have huge boobs or anything, and when I jog, I use a sports bra. I can see that's not happening any time soon.

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annemjw July 5 2009, 16:44:36 UTC
It gets very Eddie Izzard-esque sometimes. "But I can see the printer! It's right there! CTRL+P=PRINT, DAMN YOU"

Yeah, I may have just winced aloud (if there is such a thing) at that idea.

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amand_r July 5 2009, 16:49:24 UTC
As long as it isn't COVERED IN BEES.

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amand_r July 5 2009, 16:48:45 UTC
That is why I have the shotgun and the rock salt. That fucker even MOVES, and I WILL END IT.

I WAS TOLD THAT WINDOWS 7 WILL SOLVE ALL MY VISTA ISSUES. SAY IT IS SO.

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amand_r July 5 2009, 17:40:15 UTC
NICE.

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darthhellokitty July 5 2009, 17:00:31 UTC
5. Friends locally call it Shark Week.

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amand_r July 5 2009, 17:04:05 UTC
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS SO VERY ACCURATE.

NEXT WEEK IS SHARK WEEK AT CHINGHAUS. RUN IN FEAR.

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51stcenturyfox July 5 2009, 17:14:03 UTC
Yeah... my husband calls it "attracting sharks".

We live at the shore. Bonus.

Edited for locale TMI. :D

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amand_r July 5 2009, 17:17:40 UTC
HAHAAAHH. THAT'S SO BAD.

Part of me is horrified, and the other cannot stop laughing. I think they might have to fight to the death now.

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lionessvalenti July 5 2009, 18:09:00 UTC
That dollhouse is terrifying. I'm weirded out by things that look directly at you. I had to get rid of this Lord of the Rings poster I had because of that. The only exception is my Will Chase window card. I'm comforted by him.

But dollhouse with a voice box is even more scary. I would be afraid of randomly saying things it's not supposed to.

I'm pretty straightforward and blunt. I will literally say "I'm bleeding". My dad can't handle that sort of bluntness, so when he's around I usually refer to it as "being a girl this week".

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amand_r July 5 2009, 18:30:47 UTC
Being a girl. Huh. That's oddly interesting.

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thaddeusfavour July 5 2009, 19:13:46 UTC
::shudder:: That's probably as scary as Teddy Ruxpin! The dollhouse, I mean. Though, I bet shark week is kind of scary too! XD

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amand_r July 5 2009, 19:19:35 UTC
SHARK WEEK WORKS MAN, because I am terrified of Jaws. It's a running gag in my family to give me shark-related paraphenalia(sp), because I am TERRIFIED. Jaws is everywhere. Even in swimming pools ::nodnods::

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