They call me Mister Zombastic, simply fantastic.

[amand_r]

A NOTE: I do not participate in zombie apocalyptothon day. Because that's like the boy who cried wolf. Someday you're ALL GOING TO REGRET EVER HAVING FAKED BEING ATTACKED BY HOARDES OF THE UNDEAD WHEN IT REALLY HAPPENS AND NO ONE EFFING BELIEVES YOU.

STOP THE PRESS-- remember the air guitar competition? Well! Meet: AIR SEX COMPETITIONS! Yeah

Comments

[darthhellokitty]

I miss unovis_lj! :-( :-( :-(

[amand_r]

I KNOW. I MISS HER PORN!

[lawsontl]

Honey, I am a law unto myself, much like the Sun. *snarking* You can spell it however you want so long as you SAY MY NAME BITCH! *snarking louder* Hey, it's 3 AM, I'm wired on the last of my Jolt, and there's a really annoying zombie type scratching on the bedroom window. I think it's lost. Should I feed it or shoot it in the face?

[amand_r]

JACK SAYS THAT YOU SHOULD SHOOT CRAP LIKE THAT IN THE FACE.

I'm finishing porn. NO zombies here except my libido.

[tripperfunster]

I love Wales too. It always makes me sad when they are hunted for their blubber. :(

[amand_r]

Yeah, but on the upside! Free oil!

[kel_reiley]

kel_riley, do you still love me? I'm sorry. ::googly eyes::

i do not know who this imposter is
but i can still love you
i am not a rabid fan, yo, i can appreciate talent

and cuties(your team captain is way cute, even if his nose has been broken a few too many times)

[amand_r]

Haahahaahaha. He is cute. LOL.

Yay! You're on! Go READ PORN.

[kel_reiley]

it was A DAY today (fam stuff and also with the FEELING LIKE SHIT)

will porn make me better? or should i save it for when i AM better? this is important

also
Someday you're ALL GOING TO REGRET EVER HAVING FAKED BEING ATTACKED BY HOARDES OF THE UNDEAD WHEN IT REALLY HAPPENS AND NO ONE EFFING BELIEVES YOU.

you speak the truth (in typing form)

[amand_r]

you speak the truth (in typing form)

I know! Does anyone ever listen to me? Nooooooooooo.

Oh, I don't know. Maybe the porn will make it better? Maybe not. This is hard to say.