Fic: Det[god]ails (TW, Ianto/Ianto, Ianto/Jack)

[amand_r]

Title: Det[god]ails
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto, Ianto, Jack (Ianto/Ianto, Ianto/Jack) FOR SRS.
Warnings: Uhm, Ianto/Ianto? NC-15? 17?
Author's Notes: I blame tiki_92090, who wondered just how the Torchwood logo gets on everything, and I flippantly said, "Oh, Ianto does that."
Summary: So here's how that logo gets everywhere. How, but not the why

Comments

[angstslashhope]

This is so clever and awesome and made of FUN. Screw paradoxes or whatever, this is now my personal canon for why the Torchwood logo is everywhere. And temporary tattoos! And bands Ianto won't admit to liking! And haircuts!

I love it all!!

Thank you for a great read.

[amand_r]

...

Excuse me while I fangirl for a moment. EEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Okay then. Thanks so much! I tell you what, that fracking logo KILLS ME. Like, every time I see it on one of the walls or somewhere, I tear at my hair. In my head, I'm still trying to decide what band it is that Ianto likes. And haircuts seem to be a thing with me, which is funny, because really, how does Ianto ever need a hair cut?

Thanks for reading!

[angstslashhope]

The logo is one of the things about the show that I'm never sure if it's taking itself too seriously or if they intend it to be a giant joke.

Which is another reason why it works so perfectly in this story; the hint that it's VERY SERIOUS but really, Ianto is having fun essentially pranking them all with it. It's the perfect demystification of the whole Bad Wolf phenomenon, and Ianto is the perfect eye-roller to do it!

Also, I must note that this bit: Jack has this story about one time when he shagged himself in the back of a Pret in Bristol. - made me guffaw. Mainly because I'm probably going to have lunch in a Pret in Bristol at some point today *g*

[amand_r]

Yeah, the logo is so all over the place that I laugh hysterically. It reminds me of the movie Spaceballs. And I was happy to kind of play with Bad Wolf, because I think it got stranger as time wore on, especially at the end of Dr Who season 4, I think the Turn Right (Left?) episode, when it turns up on that alien planet suddenly.

Ianto, as we all know, is a badass decaling muther.

DUDE. I went to Pret a Manger's website and searched for the location closest to Cardiff, and they gave me two locations in Bristol. Ha!

[zortified]

This was so much fun to read. :-) Love the tattoos! Oh, Ianto, Ianto... :-)

[amand_r]

Hee. Ianto is tattooed! At least temporarily. Heh.

Thanks for reading! I love teh comments!

[sorcha_r]

Here via a rec from a friend - I love this! Poor Ianto.

[amand_r]

Hee! Thsnk you!

[kel_reiley]

"I wake up with one at least three or four times a year. Have ever since I started to live here."

i love this image of ianto stamping jack's ass randomly whenever he can

also, the end there, i get the feeling jack knows it's ianto or something...
very well done, i love this!

[amand_r]

LOL. I like to think that he does it without Jack knowing too, like, some of me thinks that Jack knows that Ianto is behind it, but I also like the idea of him being clueless.

Thanks for reading! Hee!

[mcparrot]

The Torchwood Tramp Stamp - snerk
Great little story.

[amand_r]

Thanks! Hee!