The Tim Gunn Project Convo

[amand_r]

Note: This challenge is ongoing.

So upon idyll's request, I am opening the floor to more conversations between Tim Gunn and other fandom characters. I have no idea how I got into this. Use the following thought: Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover

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[prettyparadox]

Tim and Severus Snape, s'il vous plaît! :D

[amand_r]

"Severus, I'm concerned." Tim crossed his arms and pursed his lips.

Snape blocked his dress form from view. "It's not done yet."

"But I'm really worried, because you know what Nina is going to say."

Severus rolled his eyes. "One would think that the whole fashion world is pulled by strings that grace the fingers of Nina Garcia, fashion director of Elle magazine."

Tim sighed and looked over his glasses at Severus. "Every dress you've made has been monochrome black."

"I like black. Black is my vision as a designer."

"You made a wedding dress."

"So? White is overused."

"You are so lucky that Moody's dress was worse."

"A potato sack with armholes would have been better than the rags Moody put out."

Tim stared at him. "Alright then. Make it work."

[prettyparadox]

!!! So this drabble is about Tim/Sev (/ducks from flying sewing machine) and all, but I am TEAM MAD-EYE ALL THE WAY. Moody is the HP!PR!Santino.

[amand_r]

"I think it's lingerie, Professor MacGonagall. It's supposed to COME OFF."

Yeah, Moody is the Santino of Hogwarts PR.

[tazlet]

Tim and Jayne Cobb

[amand_r]

"So the firearm isn't just a fashion accessory."

"Naw. It works."

"Mmmmph. And the hat? Are you using that to hide something?"

"My mam made me this," Jayne said indignantly.

"Mmmm." Tim glared at the cup in his hand.

Jayne fidgeted. "What? Is it the color? I like the color."

"No no, the hat is working for me. However, this drink is not."

"It's called Mudder's Milk."

"It's preposterous."

"Hell," Jayne drawled, "don't matter what it tastes like. After the first few swallers you won't care."

Tim set the empty cup down and gave Jayne an appraising look. He was going to mention that Jayne had all the guns, but he was the one with the name Gunn, and how funny that was. Instead, he just flipped a tassel on Jayne's hat.

"You know, the hat is growing on me."

[amand_r]

Wait...gunsaren't a fashion accessory? Also, your icon rocks.

[earthly_gnome]

Tim and Father Jack

[amand_r]

"DRINK."

"Thank you. Oh my, what is this? Old Crow?"

"DRINK."

"Mmmmm. So, this whole priest thing, how's that going?"

"ARSE!"

"I see. I would imagine, what with the scandals and all." Tim moved away from the man, mostly because he was lovingly stroking a bottle of Toilet Duck. "Is that coat binding?"

"BIG BRAS."

"Oh. Well, then, at least it's not wool."

"THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER."

[dorothy1901]

DC's Golden Age Sandman (Wesley Dodds). IIRC, the guy wore a green suit, orange fedora, brown cape, red gloves, and yellow gas mask. He fought crime. (Did you know that congenital color blindness is much more common in males than females?)

[amand_r]

Yes in the color blindness thing, no on the Sandman. I'm not well versed enough. I should amend my fandom list. I knew I should specify no silver or golden age. Dammit.

Try again?

Mr. Rogers was colorblind.

[dorothy1901]

He's not listed among your fandoms, but how about Mr. Rogers?

[amand_r]

"The sweater is nice, and I like how you change your shoes when you come in the house."

"Well, thank you." Mr. Rogers returned to his spicy cashew chicken.

Tim sat down in the booth across from him. "I'm sorry. I'm just such a fan."

"That's wonderful. Do you have children?"

"No. I just like King Friday." Tim folded his hands. "Tell me, is Lady Elaine Fairchild gay?"

Mr.Rogers smiled and reached for the yellow peppers. "I've always thought so. Peppers?"

Tim smiled and dragged his plate over from the next table. "Please. And tell me one more thing-"

"Yes?"

"Do you still have Mr. McFeely's phone number?"

***

As a resident of Pgh, Mr. Rogers went to the Sezhuan House in Squirrel Hill all the time. My friends used to see him there.

[idyll]

I'm listing several. Pick and choose at will:

AtS: Cordelia
Comics: Wolverine
Anita Blake: Jean-Claude
HL: Amanda
Burn Notice: Michael Westen
Dead Like Me: Mason

Tim and Cordy (more to come)

[amand_r]

Tim gave her the eye. Cordelia shuffled from one hip to the next.

"Bag?"

"Fendi."

"Shoes?"

"Manolo."

"That pashmina wrap?"

"Versace."

"Do you own any Jaclyn Smith?"

Cordelia made a face. "No."

Tim clapped his hands. "My work here is done."

Cordy smiled. "You didn't do anything."

Tim smiled. "Exactly."

Re: Tim and Cordy (more to come)

[idyll]

HEEEE! Yes, Cordy would pass all of Tim Gunn's fashion dos and don'ts! Also, OMG, JACLYN SMITH! Wheee!

Re: Tim and Cordy (more to come)

[amand_r]

It's like he'd have nothing to do. Now I wish I could see Tim and Lorne!