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amand_r

I'm bored enough.

Jul 24, 2010 12:38

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request ~something~ of any pairing/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal. If you absolutely can't write, you can offer drawings or icons or something instead (meta? picspams? reasons why that character/pairing rocks/doesn't rock?).They will be fics ( Read more... )

this is why we can't have nice things, i need a goddamn pop tart, fanfic writing, writing fanfic, get jiggy with it, *muppety handz*, what the shit is this?, daleks are all up in my shit, meme crappage, it's on now, writer's block, blogging annat, bored, awwwwww yeah, fuck yeah

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amand_r July 29 2010, 15:27:44 UTC

The only thing Methos hated more than headhunting was being headhunted. It was a thing. It made a lot of sense actually, unless you were a freak (or MacLeod) but hey.

"Look…uhm, person," Methos said aloud to the air. It was quite difficult to tell where the person was. The house was huge, probably why they called it an estate when he called up and said, 'I'd like to rent that house.' He stilled, as if his own silence would better enable him to hear the other person. "We can come to some agreement, yeah? I'm sure that you don't want to do this."

"Oh I want to do this," the woman said. "I've wanted to do this for a long time ( ... )

easilymused1956 July 29 2010, 17:13:56 UTC

You have put a huge smile on my face with this story! Thank you sweetie.

Hahaha! Subpoena. Prada!

Poor, poor Methos...

Renee

amand_r July 29 2010, 17:35:12 UTC

HAAAHAHAHAHH I KNEW I COULD THINK OF SOMETHING.

IT WAS HAAAAAARD.

I SHOULD REWATCH HIGHLANDER.

amonitrate July 30 2010, 01:20:35 UTC

probably why they called it an estate when he called up and said, 'I'd like to rent that house.'

ahahahhahahahhahahahah

oh my god subpoenaing methos. you cracked my shit up.

amand_r July 30 2010, 01:21:39 UTC

THE WATCHERS ARE SUING HIM.

BREACH OF CONTRACT.

THEY WANT MONEYS (AND THEIR ARCHIVES) BACK.

PROPRIETARY MATERIALS, MAN.

amonitrate July 30 2010, 01:22:24 UTC

BREACH OF CONTRACT. YESSSS.

HE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE MONEY, BUT THEY'RE NOT GETTING THE FUCKING ARCHIVES, MAN.

amand_r July 30 2010, 01:24:37 UTC

HE BLED FOR THOSE BOOKS, MAN.

amonitrate July 30 2010, 01:26:48 UTC

SOME OF THEM ARE *WRITTEN* IN HIS BLOOD, EVEN, MAN.

amand_r July 30 2010, 01:27:48 UTC

HE FOUND HIS RECIPE FOR SEA ANEMONES!

amonitrate July 30 2010, 01:31:10 UTC

DOES IT INVOLVE LENTILS? DOES HE EVEN HAVE LENTILS IN HIS PANTRY?

...FOLLOWING RECIPES WRITTEN IN YOUR OWN BLOOD ISN'T AS WEIRD AS IT PROBABLY SHOULD BE.

amand_r July 30 2010, 01:41:47 UTC

IT MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY COMFORTING.

amonitrate July 30 2010, 01:55:07 UTC

TRUE.

...ARGH I GOT NOTHING.

killabeez August 1 2010, 15:59:17 UTC

Nobody can make me laugh like you do. A classic, and it's in an LJ comment!

amand_r August 1 2010, 16:05:48 UTC

I'd love to read that lawsuit.

Yay! holde_maid August 9 2010, 20:53:28 UTC

Love it!

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