I'm bored enough.

[amand_r]

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request ~something~ of any pairing/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal. If you absolutely can't write, you can offer drawings or icons or something instead (meta? picspams? reasons why that character/pairing rocks/doesn't rock?).They will be fics

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You officially broke me with this prompt.

[amand_r]

"I have to admit that this is unexpected," Jack said into her ear. "I was told that there was never to be any-"

She sank down onto him and smiled. "Chris Rock," she murmured. "Ho's gotta eat too."

Jack thought about how this was the best five hundred dollars he had ever spent. Champagne and strippers. Hart had always told him that was a fatal combination of smexy, but he hadn't listened. He didn't have to pay for it, so why should he?

Just because you could fix your own spaceship didn't mean that you couldn't still pay someone to do it for you.

"What's your name?" he asked, so he would know what to scream at the right moment.

She smiled. "I'm Candy."

Jack let her twirl around his lap, taking his cock with her when she moved. "Of course you are."

***

Mandr down, send aid &#9764

[dremiel]

1. You officially broke me with this prompt. You say that like it's a bad thing.*

2. EEEEEeeeee! Smexy, indeed.

3. OF COURSE SHE IS!

4. "Ain't nothing wrong with that."

*You know, I almost asked for JB + Chris Rock (or JB/Chris Rock) in the Champagne Room but I couldn't actually imagine it...

Re: Mandr down, send aid &#9764

[amand_r]

omg jack/chris rock is FUCKED.

Re: You officially broke me with this prompt.

[neifile7]

I want Candy AND Chris Rock. Rock Candy. The Big Cock Candy Mountain.

I'm so greedy.

You never met a prompt you couldn't make better, Mandr.

Re: You officially broke me with this prompt.

[amand_r]

HAAAHAHAH I DUNNO ABOUT THIS ONE.