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I totally forgot this was April Fool's when I did this. Seriously people, I'm doing this. I don't celebrate AF. Tomorrow is D-Day.
I STOLE THIS FROM TW_BIGBANG. THEN I ADDED SHIT.
Author(s): amand-r
Contact email: amandr at gmail dot com
I intend to write: TORCHWOOD, SEASON FOUR. THAT'S RIGHT. (WORKING TITLE)
Genre: Action/Drama/Episode/Comedy/Thingy
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Jack, Gwen, Dee, Lois, Maggie, Ianto, Rhys, asstd aliens and peeps. Ianto. OH AND DUNCAN. YAY DUNCAN.
Deadline: August 30
Posting date: September 15
Beta: The BIG BLUE AWESOME.
STORY WILL CONTAIN: a whorehouse, a casino, a knock off of a Buffy plot, a dinosaur, a doppelganger, a grudgefuck, a sadfuck, a funny fuck, a wild goose chase. Oh, and aliens. Duh.
ETA: big messy sandwiches.
Is there anything my sign up is missing?
TORCHWOOD SEASON 4: CHARACTER SUMMATIONS IN QUOTES
OPENING QUOTE:
Historians have often argued that military institutions study the last war, and that is why they perform badly in the next. Few myths perpetrated by historians could be more misleading. In fact, those military institutions that honestly examine history can learn crucial lessons; those that refuse to heed the past pay a terrible price in the lives of their soldiers and, in some cases, their national existence. (Williamson Murray, Germany's fatal blunders: Teutonic military history of the 20th century was marked by tactical brilliance but undone by strategic incompetence)
GWEN: […..]
MAGGIE:
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.
--Don McLean, 'American Pie'
DEE:
I'm a soldier, born to stand
in this waking hell I am
witnessing more than I can compute.
Pray myself we don't forget
lies, betrayed and the oppressed;
Please give me the strength to be the truth
--Yoko Kanno, 'Rise'
LOIS: [……]
IANTO:
I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
--Eminem, 'Bad Meets Evil (feat. Royce Da Five-Nine)'
JACK:
I have one piece of advice for you: no matter what a stripper tells you, there's no sex in the Champagne Room. NONE! Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room, but you don't want champagne. You want sex, and there's NO sex in the Champagne Room. (Chris Rock, 'No Sex (in the Champagne Room)')
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I STOLE THIS FROM TW_BIGBANG. THEN I ADDED SHIT.
Author(s): amand-r
Contact email: amandr at gmail dot com
I intend to write: TORCHWOOD, SEASON FOUR. THAT'S RIGHT. (WORKING TITLE)
Genre: Action/Drama/Episode/Comedy/Thingy
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Jack, Gwen, Dee, Lois, Maggie, Ianto, Rhys, asstd aliens and peeps. Ianto. OH AND DUNCAN. YAY DUNCAN.
Deadline: August 30
Posting date: September 15
Beta: The BIG BLUE AWESOME.
STORY WILL CONTAIN: a whorehouse, a casino, a knock off of a Buffy plot, a dinosaur, a doppelganger, a grudgefuck, a sadfuck, a funny fuck, a wild goose chase. Oh, and aliens. Duh.
ETA: big messy sandwiches.
Is there anything my sign up is missing?
TORCHWOOD SEASON 4: CHARACTER SUMMATIONS IN QUOTES
OPENING QUOTE:
Historians have often argued that military institutions study the last war, and that is why they perform badly in the next. Few myths perpetrated by historians could be more misleading. In fact, those military institutions that honestly examine history can learn crucial lessons; those that refuse to heed the past pay a terrible price in the lives of their soldiers and, in some cases, their national existence. (Williamson Murray, Germany's fatal blunders: Teutonic military history of the 20th century was marked by tactical brilliance but undone by strategic incompetence)
GWEN: […..]
MAGGIE:
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.
--Don McLean, 'American Pie'
DEE:
I'm a soldier, born to stand
in this waking hell I am
witnessing more than I can compute.
Pray myself we don't forget
lies, betrayed and the oppressed;
Please give me the strength to be the truth
--Yoko Kanno, 'Rise'
LOIS: [……]
IANTO:
I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
--Eminem, 'Bad Meets Evil (feat. Royce Da Five-Nine)'
JACK:
I have one piece of advice for you: no matter what a stripper tells you, there's no sex in the Champagne Room. NONE! Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room, but you don't want champagne. You want sex, and there's NO sex in the Champagne Room. (Chris Rock, 'No Sex (in the Champagne Room)')
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