Title: 5 times Inoo said ‘truth’ during ‘truth or dare’ + 1 time he said ‘dare’
Author:
amamae Genre: crack
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: inoo, yabu, hikaru, yamada, daiki
Disclaimer: nothing
Summary: Inoo got his “lucky” moments in playing “truth or dare”
Author’s note: waaaaaa this took me so long to finish this fic, enjoy then comments are loved, corrections are appreciated since I often lost my original idea :p
(In amusement park. Lunch time. In a restaurant. Cast : Yabu, Hika, Inoo, Yama, Daiki)
-1-
“Inoo-chan, the bottle is pointed at you” Yamada said excitedly. Actually felt grateful because he wasn’t the-chosen-one.
“TRUTH OR DARE?” someone shouted while forming a funny face, a satisfied one, Hikaru Yaotome, who always played a joke on Inoo. And he enjoyed it. He made an excuse that if you laughed a lot, it would make your life longer and ended up, ALWAYS end up, making fun of Inoo to make himself, and other members, laughed.
“eeeeh nande kore? Why me?”
“Truth or dare, i-no-o-chan?” Yabu asked him to make it clear.
Inoo just sighed; reluctantly accept his fate, being the-chosen-one on the first round. “Truth,” finally he answered, looked surrender.
“ME, ME, ME. I wanna ask him. Ii desho?” Hikaru grinned.
“Okay” Daiki gave an approval for Hikaru. The latter was too excited because he got what he wants till he fell off because of losing his balance. “aawwwww” he made a groan.
“Inoo-chan, please tell me……ummm…tell me about….ano….about…..” Hikaru scratched his head, confused.
“What is that Hikaru?”
“Ano Inoo-chan, tell me….tell me….please tell me…..”
“What?
“……ummmm………………………………………………………….” A long silence.
“NANI?” Inoo seemed couldn’t endure his patience anymore.
“Are you gonna ask or not? Say it properly” Yamada who had short-tempered also started to lose his patience.
“The truth is… I don’t have anything to ask hehehe” he formed a silly grin. Showed his bakaness, but it was Hikaru’s style.
“BAKA” Yabu slapped him at his head, made Hikaru screamed, “Just say what the first thing that popped-up on your mind, fat head”
“aaa……..AH wakatta. Inoo-chan, do you have pink colored underwear?” he asked shameless. As expected from baka Hikaru.
“What kind of question is that? I know you are a halfwit, Hikaru, but can’t you use your head better, huh?” Yabu tried to slap him again, but failed because Hikaru made a movement to avoid Yabu’s attack.
“Missed” Hikaru made his sly grinned.
“Demo, I’m also curious about that” suddenly Daiki want to support Hikaru’s question, and he felt strange why he want to know about that too.
“sooooo my question is a good one ne, even Daiki want to know that” Hikaru made a defense.
“hhhhhhhh” both Yamada and Yabu sighed in union, didn’t know how to handle their fellows anymore.
“The truth is……” answering his question is the only choice that Inoo had. He was aware of that, but still, he was shame to tell his bandmates. At the end, he SHOULD tell them.
“Hmm?” Hikaru and Daiki widen their eyes, really wanted to know the fact.
“i…..ha…have them” Inoo said in very low voice so they couldn’t hear what he said.
“What? We can’t hear you Inoo-chan. Say it more clearly.”
“I have them”
“What? Still can’t hear you”
“I have them, Hikaru”
“Hah?”
“I SAID I HAVE THEM” Inoo was panting, lost his control over Hikaru who really a stupid man.
“eeeeh, you just said them?” unexpectedly question from Yabu who were from the beginning didn’t put any attention, “in other words…masaka… don’t tell me you have many pink colored underwears Inoo-chan?”
“I just have 5 pieces in my wardrobe” Inoo explained to the curious Yabu, NO, to curious Hikaru, Daiki, even Yamada as well, who suddenly turned in a big shock.
“Eh nande?” the defendant didn’t recognize what happened to his bandmates, or too dumb not to realize.
“You can’t say just five pieces. Takusan arimasho. Moreover, those are PINK colored underwear. It’s really strange for a man to have that much. Didn’t you feel the same, Yama-chan?”
“Hmm” the later nodded in agreement, “Yabu-kun is right, okashii dayo” he said while made it’s-absolutely-strange look in his gentle face.
“HAHAHAHA, OH MY GOD” Hikaru blurted into laughed. He held his stomach to support his body before fell off because he laughed too hard. He tried very hard to stop laughing and ask Inoo. “Are you wearing it right now?”
“Hey, you ask more than one question. It’s out of the rules. You just can ask one question in a moment,” Inoo made an excuse to not answer Hikaru’s.
“Hai, daijobu dayo,” Hikaru wiped his tears, not because he cried but because he laughed too hard.
“Let’s turn to the second round,” Yamada was wisely offering them to continue the games, and to save Inoo-chan from the dull head, Hikaru Yaotome.
-2-
“Yo, let’s spin the bottle, and see who is the next who get the ‘luck’,” Daiki so enthusiastic to know who was the victim in this round, yet his heart also went dokidoki in the case of him being the-chosen-one.
“Kyaaaaa not me please,” the bottle moved slowly before stopped, and when the head of the bottle pointed at Yamada, he unconsciously screamed and prayed it wasn’t him. And God loves him. The bottle moved a little to the right, was it possible because of the wind? Where Inoo was sitting there.
“Oh not me again!” the later was complain because the bottle really stopped at him, and the wind also had stopped too, so there was no chance to move the bottle, if he didn’t cheat.
“It seems to turn great,” Hikaru gave his evil smirk, and Inoo was pretty sure what will happen to him, but he hasn’t prepared for the worst.
“Since Daiki who spun the bottle, then how if Daiki the one who ask Inoo-chan?” Yabu gave them advice, and the rest nodded, except Inoo.
“Dai-chan,” Hikaru made a ‘come here’ gesture with his palm, and Daiki obeyed him. He whispered something to Daiki, looked suspicious. When Hikaru finished, they exchanged smirk and made a high-five. More suspicious.
“Inoo chan,’ Daiki started, and Inoo started to worry as well, “Are you wearing those underwear? I mean the pink one?”
Inoo’s anxiousness became real, and he knew, the provocateur no other than Hikaru Yaotome.
“DAIKI,” Yabu yelled at him.
“What?”
“Oh my God. I can’t believe you. You come along with his idea?” he said while pointed his index finger at Hikaru.
“But…” his sentence was cut by Yabu before he could finish what he wanted to say.
“No buts, Daiki. I think you are not in the same level as Hikaru, right? Or I’ve judge you wrong?”
“HEY” Hikaru shouted.
“Stop it guys,” Yamada tried to calm them down. “I think Inoo-chan doesn’t mind to answer it, since it is just a game, right Inoo-chan?” Yamada gave a signal to support his opinion to Inoo by a glance.
“AAAA yeah. It doesn’t matter Yabu-kun. Just a game,” Inoo gave a not-sincere smile to him. This is the only way to stop the argument. Yabu almost choked to death because felt rejected by Inoo.
“So, about the answer…” Daiki wondered.
“I’m not wearing it now.” He answered straightly.
“aaaaaaah” Daiki and Hikaru said in union, disappointed.
“Eh nande? What with that sigh?” Yamada shivered.
-3-
“Truth or dare?” This was the third time he became the-chosen-one.
“NANDEEEEE?” the latter just could protest when the bottle pointed at him.
“It’s your luck, baby” Hikaru said in an awful English.
Inoo took a deep breath before he said, “truth.” Yamada raised his hand and begged them to give the chance to ask Inoo this time.
“douzo” the unofficial leader of HSJ gave him what he wanted.
“Matte kudasai,” Inoo wanted to speak up his mind before Yamada could asked, “No underwear stuff please,” he begged.
“Of course no, do you think I am a fool like… umm do you know, right?” he glanced at Hikaru then Daiki, who glanced back at him.
“Well, I saw you were crying in the toilet yesterday. Why?” Eventhough it wasn’t his style to ask so straightforwardly, but Yamada couldn’t bear his curiosity.
“eeeh, is that right Inoo-chan?” Yabu looked worried. He even didn’t know that yesterday Inoo was crying.
“I didn’t cry. There was something got in my eyes, so the tears came automatically.”
“You choose truth Inoo-chan, remember? Don’t lie to us.” Yamada, who didn’t believe in Inoo’s story, forced him to tell the truth.
“How come you know I am lying?”
“It’s clearly defined on your face.”
“Okay…it was really embarrassing, so don’t laugh at me. Promise me.”
“HAI” they said in chorus.
“Well, actually I really cried a lot yesterday. I didn’t notice that Yamada saw me. The problem was…you know, when we grow there are some times we saw a man as a real MAN…”
“OH MY GOD, DON’T TELL ME YOU LIKE BOY!?” Hikaru screamed in shock which then got a smack on his head, for the second time today, from Yabu immediately. “Don’t cut his story,” he commanded.
“Sumimasen” the smacked boy stroked his head. He apologized about his manner before.
“I do like girl… and boy too.”
“Are you bi-sex?” Yamada said in unbelievable look.
“YAMA-chan” Yabu glared at him.
“Sumimasen” he answered quickly.
“I mean, it was happening at my sister. I saw her; she had a date with her schoolmate. I saw them arm in arm. I saw them entered a romantic café. Somehow, I felt… a bit jealous,” he said with his face looked downward. Inoo admitted the whole case that made he sobbed in tears yesterday. When he lifted his head, he saw his friend restrained themselves from an outburst of laughter. But it was not last long because just in a few second, they were burst into laugh. Inoo seemed a little angry with them and ashamed at the same time.
“You’ve promised me to not laugh, why you still break your own promise?”
“haha go…haha gomen” Daiki finally could say it.
“HAHAHA I…. HAHAHA” Hikaru failed to complete his sentence. He laughed very loud, ichiban loud.
“Oh my god, I am crying” Yamada wiped his tears.
“Stop it guys. Look, Inoo-chan’s face turn red as a boiled crab now,” Yabu pointed at the aimed boy. They finally could stop laughing after a few minutes.
“My stomach is hurt” one of them said. Didn’t know who it was exactly, because they all felt the same.
“Okay Inoo-chan. It was unreasonable. I mean, Keiri is in her second grade of high school, it is common for teen in her age to have a boyfriend, why are you jealous?” Yabu tried to console him.
“I have NO girlfriend when I was in her age,” he defended his self.
“Because you joined Johnny’s Entertainment when you were in her age, Inoo Kei-chan,” the youngest boy among them gave him a reason.
It needed a long time for him to think before he said, “aah, I guess you are right, tehe,” he made a fool smile, showed him how much he was a fool.
-4-
“Well, I don’t know what your sins, how big they are, but the bottle is pointed at you AGAIN,” Yamada shook his head.
“Why do you give a pressure at word ‘again’?” the beautiful boy asked. Was he too dumb to know the reason?
“Because it’s your fourth time.”
“aah I know, I know, demo… I don’t remember that I’ve done something wrong.”
“But the something you’ve forgotten has a BIG sin.”
“Stop it, you two! Ne Inoo-chan, truth or dare?” Yabu tried to stop them, and because he wanted to ask Inoo about something he was really curious about, he hoped Inoo would choose truth again now.
“Truth,” Inoo simply replied.
“Why you didn’t choose dare than truth? You know, you’ve became a prank object all the time.”
“Because if I choose dare, you all surely will make me suffer more than this,” Inoo refused Daiki’s suggestion. He know that they wouldn’t let him go so easily if he really chose dare, so he insisted not to choose it no matter what the condition, if he became the-chosen-one again in the next round, or it sounded that he wished for it?
“Well, because the only one who hasn’t asked him is Yabu-kun, so it’s your turn leader,” Hikaru talked but he seemed said it insincerely. He wanted to ask Inoo something.
“huuuuuf… Inoo-chan…” he hesitated to continue his question
“Hmm?” their eyes met, and Yabu’s heart beat faster and faster, he sure that if it continued to go faster, his heart would detached.
“Don’t be angry please, because it’s a bit personal.”
“Depend on your question,” Inoo smiled, to show it was okay for Yabu to continue his question.
“Are you ever….. um… kiss a girl?” finally he could make it.
“lolz, I thought you would ask me a crazy thing again,” Inoo just laughed when he heard Yabu’s query, and it made his friends grew in curiosity. “What? What happen with you all? It wasn’t that personal yo. Uhmm actually I ever kissed a girl. As my brain can remember, I do it every day,” Inoo lightly answered, and it made the four of them dropped their jaw in same time.
“EH nani?” Inoo asked obtusely when he saw his friend reaction.
“YOU DO IT EVERYDAY?” Yamada was the first person who awake from their shock.
“hu um” Inoo nodded, “is it wrong? I do it as my routine.”
“YOUR ROUTINE,” Yabu who had woke up from his shock, now came to another shock.
“Yeah. I think I do it every time I go out from my home.”
“YOUR HOME? It means you are live together?”
“aaaa,” Inoo gave him a small nod.
“Can I make it clear? You kiss a girl every day, and she live under the same roof with you. How if Johnny-san finds it out?” Daiki tried to make sure his brain worked right.
“A girl, huh? I wonder if she still can be called a girl anymore. But, don’t worry Dai-chan, Johnny-san already knew it,” he smiled.
“WHAAAAAAAT? He already knew? And then what he said?” Hikaru couldn’t believe what he just heard. Johnny Kitagawa knew that Inoo lived with a girl, and he did…. nothing?
“He said it’s normal.” Hikaru felt like there was lightning attacked him right in his head.
“Wait,” Yamada noticed something wrong, “who is she?”
“My mom,” he calmly said.
“WHAT,” Yamada, Daiki, Yabu, and Hikaru aid in union, they were fooled.
“Nani? Isn’t it ordinary to kiss your mom’s cheeks before you leave?” but they just ignored him. Inoo really confused with them. “Hey, isn’t it common? You always do it, right?”
-5-
“Yama-chaaaaaaaaaan, maybe you were right. God is taking a revenge on me. Doushiyo?” Inoo cried then hugged Yamada. Made Yabu and Hikaru startled. Daiki was looking his friends calmly, like this kind of scene occurred countless time.
“See, I’ve told you earlier” Yamada replied “now, choose truth or dare?”
“Truth,” the boy simply said and without thinking about it properly.
“I’LL ASK HIM,” the noisy boy Hikaru shouted.
“NO, the one who will ask him is ME,” Yabu put his arm on his waist, ready to have a duel with Hikaru. Meanwhile Daiki and Yamada look at them without interest.
“But you just asked him.”
“You’ve asked him once too.”
“It was a looooooooooooong time ago.”
“It wasn’t that long, don’t overact.”
“Who is overacting? I didn’t.”
“You did.”
“Fine, I did. So, let me ask him. No, I don’t need your permission. I’ll ask him right now.”
“ano…. How if you, both of you, do jan ken pon?” Inoo tried to give a solution.
“NO,” they both gave him a death glare to Inoo.
“It’s your fault Inoo-chan,” finally Daiki spoke up. Inoo gave him a confused look. “Just let Inoo to decide who will ask him.”
“Agree.” Yabu and Hikaru said in unison.
“Well…..” the YabuHika waited impatient, “…………………………..” Inoo was thinking.
“……………………………..” one minute had passed.
“……………………………..” three minutes. They grew more impatient.
“…………………………….” Seven minutes. Inoo still keep silent. Yabu played his feet, Hikaru made a noise with tapping his finger at the table.
“……………………………” at the tenth minute, Hikaru couldn’t hold his patience anymore, “Inoo-chaaaaaaaaan.”
“Yama-chan,” at last he said. It was his final decision.
“What? Ore?” Yamada pointed his nose. Yabu and Hikaru felt disappointed, but they couldn’t do anything. It was Inoo’s choice.
“eeeeeeeeeh. I don’t have something to ask.”
“Then let me take your place, Yama-chan,” Hikaru attacked him with his innocent look, but ended up as a foolish expression to him.
“NO,” he said clearly.
“LOL, of course he wouldn’t let you bakaHika,” Yabu added, “he willing to give it to me.”
“Yabu-kun mo, NO,” within seconds, he ruined Yabu’s confidence.
“Dai-chan?” Yamada offered to the asked boy but Daiki immediately shook his head.
“Well, since I don’t have any question, let’s finish our game here.” Inoo was in the same boat as him, he looked very excited while the YabuHika………..
“Yama-chan… baka,” they murmured.
“HUUATTCHIIIIII, someone must have talking bad about me,” Yamada shivered with his thought.
+1
“Yama-chan, dai-chan, Inoo-chan, let’s play the game once more. Just one round, pleeeeeeeeeease,” Hikaru coaxed them to have a round of the game once more.
“onegai,” Yabu bowed.
“nande Yabu-kun act like him?” Daiki wondered.
“Uhn alright, but let me spin the bottle!” Inoo pleaded, tried to bet with any possibilities.
“Eh? Inoo-chan? Don’t you give up, already?” Daiki surprised.
“Ii no” He grabbed the bottle and spun it.
“Wa … aaarrrgh!!” Inoo suppress his scream as the bottle slowly but certainly pointed at him.
“Me again??” Inoo said helplessly. “DARE!” He shouted without being asked.
“Hai! Hai!” Hikaru raised his hand, before he lost his chance.
“Ready? I challenge you to make a confession to someone!!” Hikaru smiled showing his front teeth.
“What?” Inoo gasped. He seemed hardly spun his brain. Yamada, Daiki, and Yabu couldn’t say anything.
Finally his expression softened, “Can I confess by phone?” Inoo insisted. Hikaru nodded slowly.
Inoo picked his cell phone, dial a number.
rrr rrr rrr rrr rrr
“Eh, chotto” Yabu picked his phone, unknown number, he left their table.
“Moshi moshi …”
Moshi moshi
“Who’s this?” Yabu asked directly.
… silence…
“I’ll hung up … “ Yabu tried to keep friendly.
Wait!! Ano … suki … suki da
“EHHH? Who’s this, matte!!” Yabu confused. He came back to the table while murmured.
“What’s with your expression yo, Yabu-kun!?” Daiki asked.
“Someone has just confessed to me …”
“Eeeehh?” they said in unison. Stared at Yabu. “Who?”
“Dunno, just said suki da”
“EEEHHHHHH???” They, except Inoo, stared at Yabu and without commanded shifted their eyes to another face which already bent down, Inoo.
“Nani?” Yabu confused.
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