009 .. human nature and other mysteries

[amagicalmystery]

This one could've been a whole lot worse. Good thing I'm not stupid enough to let everything out once we're chums. (You're still a pompous waste of skin, Crane, you've just got the added excuse of bein' out of your mind

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He's having a good day.

[heavenonthemind]

The snake is like a woman, who will strike when you aren't looking.

[amagicalmystery]

Men are all little happy angel-lambs, then?

[heavenonthemind]

Not all of them. But more women are snakes than men are.

/threadjack

[doeswhatido]

That's not necessarily true, Judas. There are plenty of wonderful women on the Barge who aren't anything like this snake.

[heavenonthemind]

A small handful, not "plenty."

[doeswhatido]

I can think of...E-vey, Svetlana, Angelica, Karrin Murphy's not all that bad, Doctor Martha Jones is quite pleasant, Misato's lovely to speak with, ah...Paddy's former Warden, the Lieutenant, I don't think she's got a mutinous bone in her body. You just have to look harder. Branch out.

[heavenonthemind]

You have only named seven. Seven out of how many?

Don't lecture me on branching out.

[amagicalmystery]

And you're not into those, and I'd wager they don't want you to be. Everybody wins.

[heavenonthemind]

I am in a relationship of my own.

[amagicalmystery]

And a fine couple you two make. So why the concern about what the ladies are up to?

[heavenonthemind]

Because I'm supposed to be judging them based on their actions not their gender. But clearly, many of them are still the foul snakes they were when they arrived.

[amagicalmystery]

'Scuse me for drivin' my actual point home, but we're on a boat full of criminal undead.

[heavenonthemind]

But some are making efforts to change and others aren't.

[amagicalmystery]

And if you ignore all that, you live a long and happy afterlife.

You keep calling up attention - well, enjoy getting bit.

[heavenonthemind]

Who are you?

[amagicalmystery]

The man whose journal you poked your nose in?