An Open Letter To the Clientele of Cazenovia College's Catering Service

[amadruadaboleyn]

Dear ladies, gentlemen, and other fine upstanding members of the community,

WE WANT TO GO HOME.We Dining Drones are deliriously happy that you have enjoyed yourself tonight. Really, I mean it- without your patronage, we'd be budget-fucked, and the occasional group of appreciative diners makes all our hard work worthwhile

Comments

[cxgeek]

Posts like this are why we miss your Survey Lady journal (though I doubt that you miss that particular job)...

[slutbodan69]

I heart Anna. P.S. WE HAVE OUR APARTMENT KEYS!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to call you but the line was busy...I will try again though. You haven't seen the last of my and my fine, shapely ass.

[lolitalolita]

If I may quote Sharon Stone out of context, "this is what happens when we live in George Bush's America."

So you're not coming up to move in, eh? Not cool. My Dad and our truck are showing - why can't you?

[amadruadaboleyn]

I wish. Basically, I had to work eleven hours today because people keep not coming to work. FUCKERS.

I keep having visions of Hugh Laurie's bare chest. They are nice visions.