016 ▌Intentional Recording [video]

[am_i_being_rude]

[Mostly you just get to see forehead and brown hair because he's misjudged the height.]

Why does this keep happening.

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[iam_thebadwolf]

[At some point, Rose fell asleep and she is now awake, wandering into the living room in her pajamas and looking for tea.

And also the Doctor. Because it's what she does.]

Doctor?

[She completely overlooks the small boy in the living room then stops and does a double take]

What're you...Doctor? [Her hands go to cover her mouth.]

[am_i_being_rude]

[The Doctor makes a sort of really undignified 'squeak' of surprise and covers his face with the sleeves of his jacket that he's rolled up about eight times to fit. From within the muffled ball of Doctor-Suit:] Morn' Rose.

[iam_thebadwolf]

[That is a HUGE grin spreading across her face.]

Oh blimey you're...adorable. [It comes out higher pitched than usual. Then quickly in an attempt to save as much face as possible for him.]

And still here. That's the important bit.

[am_i_being_rude]

[He lifts his head up from where he's sitting long enough to go:] Well of course I'm adorable. [And flops back down face first into the hammock bed.]

[Muffled.] You're normal sized though. And aged. This isn't... --- Wait, why wouldn't I be here?

[sometimes_boe]

Ok....either you shrunk, I'm hallucinating, or some kid got a hold of your network device.

You ok over there?

[Really...he's trying not to laugh...but it's kind of hard.]

[am_i_being_rude]

Jack... [He can tell you're being facetious with those questions.]

I'm fine. Stay over there. I was tiny a while ago but my fr-- someone else was with me; we were more used to each other. I don't know. [He's still flopped in the hammock bed face-down. The device is cameraworking.] How are you today? Normal sized?

[sometimes_boe]

[Sorry, Doctor, you're just so darn cute! How can he not be amused?]

If that's what you'd like. I'm fine, normal sized, not a dog, completely normal, for once.

[am_i_being_rude]

Well. You don't have to, I guess.

A dog? When were you a dog? ...Why were you a dog?

[waitedforyears]

Doctor?

[am_i_being_rude]

[Just straight up mimicking happening here.] Amy?

[waitedforyears]

You're quite small.

[am_i_being_rude]

You're quite... girly.

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[seesbydoing]

Why does what keep happening?

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[am_i_being_rude]

I keep getting tiny. I don't understand why. I mean, I've regenerated into younger bodies but this is a little on the ridiculous side.

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[seesbydoing]

Hey, being a kid is awesome. You get away with everything.

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[am_i_being_rude]

I dunno, I get away with an awful lot as a grown-up too. Act like you know what you're doing, just about anyone will go along with it because they don't wanna look like they don't.

[is_was_willbe]

Youuuuu, oh, look at you! You... you're... you're ickle!

[She sounds positively delighted by this.]

[am_i_being_rude]

Well, you're... You're all human. [ :| ] I am not 'ickle'! Five year olds are 'ickle'; this body is at least eight. [ :| :| ]

[is_was_willbe]

I could pick you up and carry you about, if I wanted to. If I can pick you up, you're ickle.

[am_i_being_rude]

You pick me up and I'm going to do the same to you when I'm big again. [Even if... it does sound like fun.]

You always carry me about anyhow. Well, when you're not being all human. Which is okay too.