Evil Overlord Meme!

[alzarqa13]

You are an evil mastermind/criminal genius/special-ops leader/&c...
You receive a highly trained team of five, and only five of your
henchmen/minions/underlings/&c to lead into the upcoming fray.
Who do you choose, and why?*

Second in Command/Supreme Sorceress/Leader of Underground Resistance: 

Comments

[ravendisplayed]

oh! oh! pick me!

[alzarqa13]

I will appoint you Personal Administrator of Health and Well-Being (or PAHW). Your tasks will include designing and overseeing maintenance of my therapeutic garden, designing my DDR training program, ensuring that my meals are healthful by regularly testing G's cooking, importing the finest Belgian chocolates for my consumption, and instigating activities that will burn calories and release endorphins.

[alzarqa13]

I will appoint you Head Mechanic of Large Robot Mobile Suits that Blow Things Up and Battle Each Other with Giant Light Sabers. (You will also choose the test pilots. Try to avoid too many 14 year old boys.)

[captainconor]

Everyone knows that 14 year old girls make better pilots for Large Robot Mobile Suits that Blow Things Up and Battle Each Other with Giant Light Sabers, anyway.

And by the by, I accept my posting as Minister of Miscellany with all the gravity and dignity any post that has porn watching as part of the job description requires.

[alzarqa13]

Excellent... my take over is immanent!