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[alwzcokeacola]

Joss Stone? Jonny Lang called. He wants his career back.

~(she stole his voice, his barefoot on stageness, blonde hair, sound, and everything because she's got boobs) Man, she makes me mad.

But man, I need like a good kiss or something right now. You know, the type that melts you into jelly...or cuddles. Cuddles I'd settle for. hmm...

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[vamptinkerbell]

I <3 Johnny Lang... and Kenny Wayne Sheperd (whom I've met...w00t!)

Plus I hate Koss Stone too... she just annoys me!

[alwzcokeacola]

Jonny Lang is seriously my guitar god....I would so do him depsite him being married.

but @(#*&ujfREiawer8792q5@#(*&% at Joss Stone! She should die for having a vagina and boobs and stealing all of Jonny Lang's traits! What the fuck is the record industry trying to pull!?!? oh my god it makes me mad...and hate her more!