Twittering, Googling, Blogging, etc.

[alvearium]

The birds are so loud these evenings I can hardly hear myself Google. And that's with my fingernails.

Would any of the many War Veterans of Greater Hogwarts and Vicinity care to join me for a Forbidden Drink in the Forbidden Forest? I intend to have a barrel of ice stuck with bottles of Asti Moscato, which I intend to serve in an invisible folly by

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[operculum]

I wonder if the transcription spell would attempt to interpret the chirping. Perhaps if the computer were anointed with the proper potion, hm, I wonder....

Meanwhile, you should shanghai Severus to your little party. I'm sure drinking in company would be good for the lad.

[cauldron_brew]

What exactly is that supposed to mean, Horace?

I can still sack you, you realise.

And Albus, for the love of God, can you make your directions more confusing?

[operculum]

Why, that drinking in company would be good for you. What did you think I meant?

And of course you may sack me, you're headmaster. Of course, sacking me at right this moment would be inconvenient, but I'm sure there will be a better time shortly.

[cauldron_brew]

Exactly how would it be good for me? And I am damned certain you were implying that I was drinking alone.

Ducks, Horace. Ducks.