It feels like my mouth has an average yearly precipitation of .01"

[alternatepants]

Lord, so I just got off the phone with Katelyn and hanging up was a real ordeal. She was all like, "so when are you gonna be here?" To which I responded well I'm just going to take a shower, and then I'll be over. She insisted on knowing the exact time of my arrival, but I misunderstood her to be asking when I would be getting in the shower. I

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[briester]

When I was over... I witnessed that very conversation between you two. Every conversation you had ended that way. I was amused to no end.

[jameshowlett]

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