That's no reason to throw a man out the window - HITTER

Nov 07, 2010 11:34

Author: kitty69lover 
Rating: PG-13  - sex laced convo & (in)appropriate Pulp Fiction language
Category: erotic comedy, i guess
Characters:  Gerard Pique / Thomas Muller (mentions of Thierry Henry/Bojan Krkic & Bojan Krkic/Sergio Canales)
Length: hitter
Summary:  Pulp Fiction AU. Pique is Vincent Vega and Muller is Jules Winnfield. the foot massage debate, only ( Read more... )

rating: non-explicit, gerard pique, sergio canales, fic: hitter, thomas muller, bojan krkic, genre: au, type: erotic comedy, thierry henry

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sheep_emilia November 7 2010, 12:25:47 UTC
Bloody brilliant!
Ok, yes, I'm a little bit biased by my love to Thomas and Gerard, and my endless love to Pulp Fiction... But it's extremely well written to make such a unique pairing work so well and be so hot!
And I think I'll never think of foot massage the same way again...

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kitty69lover November 7 2010, 13:52:12 UTC
ahhh *blushes* thank you, thank you!! ;DD

i adore Pulp Fiction and the theme seemed appropriate. as for the leading men, my crush for Muller's been long exposed and i don't need any pushing to worship Gerard lol. i'm glad i made this work, i thought it might seem a little construed.

foot massage is srs biz! lol. glad you enjoyed this, thanks so much for the comment :-)))

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tiivibear November 7 2010, 12:56:28 UTC
heeheehee this makes me giddy! I actually haven't seen this movie, le gasp, but I love the theme of it :]

and of course I love the side pairings haha! I honestly kinda clicked to read the fic because of them but damn, what a bonus I got! sexy and badass = awesome.

really great job, I like this very much! :3

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kitty69lover November 7 2010, 13:47:13 UTC
i was laughing throughout writing it :D so i'm so glad it had the desired effect :D the movie is a must see, i strongly recommend it!

and woo, thanks!! this pairing was more like a self imposed challenge but i love unusual pairings to begin with, and i'm really happy you liked the actual ficcie ;D

thanks for the comment :-)))

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calypso_63 November 8 2010, 14:28:01 UTC
Muller and Ger. Really? Never woulda pictured it, but you made them go so well together :D I totally loved it! The whole conversation, their attitudes throughout and Puti being his full-fledged Puti self :D AWESOME! the character choice is REALLY great, I can so see Titi in the big boss role, and Bo is of course of course his lover....

“He gave Bojan a foot massage. Thomas man, that's no reason to throw someone out the window man.”

I loled endlessly (I'm in the studio tho and not the lab so it's fine) God, no one's writing can entertain me the way yours does :D :D

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kitty69lover November 9 2010, 06:43:15 UTC
ahah, it was a challenge. Muller is cute, he winks and he seems to be a fun kinda guy, he'd work well with Puti. :D

glad you liked it hun, this basically wrote itself lolol and of course i finally managed to write proper Puti :DD lol

Titi was made for the part and miss Lolita couldn't miss either :D

i think that line is my all time fav funny line of mine. and thanks *blushes* i am an entertainer, :DD

thanks for the comment :-)))

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m0nkeysbrains November 9 2010, 01:28:40 UTC
AHHHH I love this movie! So brief and abrupt and sexy and UNF. And props for making such an unconventional pairing work.

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kitty69lover November 9 2010, 06:54:35 UTC
the movie is beyond amazing and a true inspiration! i wrote this like on crack lol.

glad you liked it and especially the pairing. i wasn't sure it's not too out of the blue lol.

thanks for the comment :-)))

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txorakeriak November 9 2010, 16:49:28 UTC
Hilarious!

I've never been too fond of Pulp Fiction, but I guess I would have been if he story had gone like this. With Gerard and Thomas as Vince and Jules, of course. XD

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kitty69lover November 9 2010, 19:15:16 UTC
ahahaah, oh i would adore the X-rated version just as much!!

this is pretty much my Tarantino overload brain spewage, glad you liked it ;D

[i was aiming to pair Gerard and Thomas, but now that i think of it, they'd really fit to be Vince and Jules respectively]

thanks so much for the comment :-)))

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txorakeriak November 9 2010, 19:18:03 UTC
Well, it fits both ways, of course, but what I wanted to say was that I'd rather see Gerard and Thomas get it on than John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson. XDDD

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kitty69lover November 9 2010, 19:22:32 UTC
oh i get you now. :-))) i am fond of Samuel L. Jackson, but i did always feel they coud've cast Vince better lol.

/tarantino nerd

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