Number One

[alphashifu]

Well, Los Angeles is a Hell of a town

Comments

[knights_edge]

The murder rate here is several times higher than the attempted murder rate; I can't recall the last time I was involved in a case regarding the latter.

And I must admit to being behind on my foreign language reading--just how many sayings does this Lang Zi have under his name?

[alphashifu]

In Zheng Fa they say, "Lang Zi said ten thousand things."

[knights_edge]

It's a wonder the man managed to do anything else with his time, then.

[alphashifu]

He was a teacher. It was his job.

[splittingsides]

You're a disorganized mess without an assistant.

[alphashifu]

Figure that out all by yourself, lady?

You're right, though. I may need to hire a new one.

[splittingsides]

Ahah! No, I have first hand knowledge of how disorganized you are.

[alphashifu]

Unless you're one of my schoolmates, I kind of doubt it.

[karmalogic]

Nobody died, and nobody attempted a murder. And yet, there I was, under suspicion by the second most pointy-headed man I know.

You will review your methods at once!

[alphashifu]

Really? Way I see it, you were completely responsible for that gun. You and Edgeworth both.

[karmalogic]

...What?!

[alphashifu]

Listen. Who was in charge of inspecting the scooter?