Fic - Baking With Bon Jovi - H/D [NC17]

[alovelycupoftea]

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Title: Baking With Bon Jovi
Author: alovelycupoftea
Pairing: H/D
Rating: NC17
Length: ~2,000 words.
Summary: Draco bakes. And plots. Written for the prompt Auror investigating noise complaint.
Warnings: Smut. Spanking. Misuse of kitchen utensil.
Disclaimer: These stories are based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various

Comments

[phoenix_on_ice]

haha. yay 4 sneeky Draco!

OMG I may never look at kitchen utensils the same way again O_O lol

[alovelycupoftea]

heh! I don't think either of them will be able to either!

I'm pleased you liked it!

[phoenixphire09]

Hmmm... Buggery by Wooden Spoon... That's a new one! :-)
I've read Buggery by Broom Handle, (actually, I've read several variations of buggery by broom handle-seems to be a popular theme), but now I think all the wooden spoons in my kitchen are going to get a very stern talking to! LOL

Love Draco as a closet 80's freak and that he set the whole thing up. Very Malfoy...

[alovelycupoftea]

Thank you! Heehee - you tell those utensils!

[adores_draco]

Draco smiled, innocently. “To celebrate you coming home from work early.” :))

They both got to come early that day, methinks.

Mmmm, spanking and indecent activities with kitchen supplies. Good work (out)! ;)

[alovelycupoftea]

haha, yes!

Thanks, sweetie!

[nursedarry]

Well now I'm just horny AND hungry AND have a desire to listen to metal. Oh, here's something for that mental headbanging image.

You rock!!!!

[alovelycupoftea]

heehee! Let the Bon Jovi out!

LOOK at that hair. Hair like that should be on stage, not headbanging in the crowd, no?

[celemie]

:D
Sneaky!Draco is made of win!
Lovely and hot!

[alovelycupoftea]

Thank you! Everyone benefitted from sneaky!Draco this time. Except perhaps their neighbour!