...Taking the Equality Thing a Bit Too Far, Perhaps...

[alory_shannon]

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Today's--or yesterday's* rather--"Library Story of the Day" is short and isn't that funny, but it's definitely another case of 'they should have known better', so it still gets mentioned.

It was a middle-aged lady again**. And I saw her coming out of the men's bathroom. She must've been in there long enough to use it, too, because I didn't

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[kirbywarrior1]

You have WAAAYYYY too much fun with your footnotes and tags. XD

[alory_shannon]

And icons, too. Mustn't forget the icons. 8]

[kirbywarrior1]

INNIT THOUGH?

[laura_writes]

Thank goodness they weren't out of shark repellent. I told you we actually watched this a while back, right? And while Batman is fighting off the shark, Robin is getting the shark repellent... it was next to the manta-ray repellent. Seriously, I can't make this stuff up. (because someone else already did...)

I love library stories. Urinal wut? Haha, she probably thought it was to wash her face. >_< Hey, are you under water or what? Fox News showed shots of Charlotte under water!

[japanesebread]

-pets-
guys like that suck.

and i'd laugh at the lady, haha.

[alory_shannon]

What's worse was it was mostly middle-aged men who were doing the OBVIOUS STARE thing. :| You'd think they'd've learned by that age, but no.

I had to bite back my smile. Customer service is a big thing in our library system, and apparently it isn't good customer service to laugh at the patrons. XD

[roko_epsilon]

Silly, that's the age when they start thinking like "well I'm old, I'm ALLOWED to openly stare 'cause they'll just think 'who cares it's an old man' haha."

[alory_shannon]

...Actually, my thoughts are usually more "I know that I am totally asking for this by wearing this shirt, and the fact that I'm sitting while you're standing certainly gives you the high ground (lolObi-wan), but you are old enough to be my father so PLEASE stop being so obvious about your attempts to look down my shirt. :|"

[roko_epsilon]

I sometimes... look like I'm ogling peoples' chests since I have major problems with eye contact and usually look kinda down but still try to keep my eyes off the floor. D:

[alory_shannon]

lol O ROKO. <3

I...have no problems maintaining eye contact, but. If you focus on the spot right between people's eyes, it sometimes makes things easier.

[roko_epsilon]

I tried that during a job interview! It definitely worked, but it was still hard. @__@ idk I just fail at people.

[alory_shannon]

Well, people are weird. And stupid, as living in 'the Real World' again teaches me more and more each day. There are def. worse things to fail at. -_-;;

[malruniel11]

ilu

I always get amused when guys look down my chest. Like when Nate was "not looking down [my] chest!" lol They're just boobs, guys. Over half the earth's human population has a pair, male and female alike (though the female ones are so much nicer...)

I've never been in a men's bathroom on accident. On purpose, though, a few times, I've been in one. ^_^

STILL BEKAH, WE SWEARS IT. <3 Yaaaay RP LJs~

[medic_plz]

ilumoar ^___^

Well at least you HAVE something for them to look down. I mean, when I'm wearing a nice bra and def. look like I deserve my C-cup status, yeah, I guess I can understand that, but with the sports bra and B-cup-ness? Noooot so much. lol (And yes, female boobs > manboobs ANYday. Because manboobs are just kinda DX)

I've been in many, many times on purpose. When I help close at the library, I have to check the bathrooms to be sure no one's defaced anything (which HAS happened) or torn them to pieces or smth, and that includes both the women's and the men's. But even before that, I'd sometimes sneak into the men's at gas stations if the women's side was occupied. XD