two beats

[alohac]

now that ive been hit on by a pedophile im pretty sure my third year is ready to be over
seriously dude its just not cool im only fourteen
dont try and stick your dick up my ass until ive at least gotten to be legal
dont even need exams at this rate im earning a full on education

at least my girl self was hot

Comments

[grimdarklight]

I was under the impression that your innocence had been flagrantly violated by the sheer amount of suggestive puppet derriere in your abode.

Not that I'm accusing anyone of anything.

You'll live - it's only a small step upwards on the echeladder of maturity.

[alohac]

well yeah but at least the fucking puppet dong had a sense of irony to it
this just had no class all lewd solicitations and forceful entry
didnt know breaking and entering on a kid was a thing nowadays

so youre okay with letting freaks run around the school
good to know

ugh typos sorry :T

[grimdarklight]

Oh, so breaking and entering on a child is acceptable with a certain measure of irony? I do believe your sense of rightful debauchery may be called into question. How far did the plush proboscis go in relation to the real-life attempt on your virtue?

Actually, I ought not to presume to make any judgment on the situation. Forgive my flippancy and ignore the above question. Any more detail and it may be far too much for my ladylike sensibilities.

all cool brosis B)

[alohac]

look
no
just no
there was no attempt on my fucking virtue just pure psychological terror
bro doesnt need to go to jail in order to be freaky as fuck

unless you want me to write fanfiction
puppet on dave bad slash fic
youd like that right lalonde

[fearnoanvil]

pedophile?
dude, we need to call child services.

[alohac]

pick up the phone oh shit egbert
my iphone dont work in cloudy hogwarts
we gotta send an owl or something make them aware of this injustice

[fearnoanvil]

but what if they get us before the magic police comes!

[alohac]

well
you were a great bro
sorry to say the pedophile is coming for you

[jasminofthewest]

... Pedophile, Mr. Strider?

[alohac]

yeah
some dude hitting on me in school
real freaky shit

[jasminofthewest]

And may I ask who this man was? Was it a student, or a teacher?

[he is well aware of the Strider family and their exaggerations and overall... Striderness. So he's taking all of this with a grain of salt. But as a teacher, it would be irresponsible for this to go unquestioned.]

[alohac]

some student
pook or pluck or something

PRIVATE skldfjklsjflakjf

[wonderderp]

[ all

these

green

drops ]

um sorry about
last week and
stuff
yeah

[ SOMEONE HAS BEEN HIDING IN HER BOOKS EVER SINCE SHE REMEMBERED THEIR NORMAL LIVES OOPS. ]

PRIVATE

[alohac]

oh
well you know what i dont really even remember much of it
just some crazy shit with john and ghostbusters boxers

[ THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE LIE ]

PRIVATE

[wonderderp]

oh

ok

we kind of
nothing much happened
dont worry about it haha :)

PRIVATE

[alohac]

yeah didnt think so
i mean im pretty sure we chilled or something but nothing big right

[wrestlingwitch]

...say what now?

[alohac]

forgot his name
but he was hitting on me like id bruise

[wrestlingwitch]

Please tell me you punched him or something.

[alohac]

would have if hed been standing next to me