ENVY (updated 9/19/10)
Age: 175ish according to the FMA wiki! Between 100-200, anyway. In his usual form he appears like an older teenager.
Sex: None; Envy is sexless and genderless. HE IS REFERRED TO AS "HE" IN THIS POST because I wrote it before I knew that lol. :'D
Height: 158 cm (5'2")
Weight: REALLY FUCKING HEAVY. See below.
Hair: black
Eyes: red/purple depending on the art lol
Medical Info: . . . n
Physical Traits: lol okay. His "usual" form, as seen in the icons, is a cute femmy sort of older teen in a black . . . midriff-baring shirt and a . . . a-a skort IS MY APP PATTERN HORRIBLE FASHION SENSE!? But yes. This is what he usually looks like. With long black (NOT GREEN) hair that, yes, all right, sort of resembles palm tree leaves.
His TRUE FORM! is
this. As I mentioned above HE IS VERY HEAVY and this is why; his weight doesn't change when he's in his "cute" form. Based on the picture I would put his weight at like 10 tons; he is larger than a bull elephant, which weighs 8.5 tons. But the manga mechanics also don't work like this; like, Ling notices he's very heavy when he jumps onto a railing and bends it, but if he really weighed 10 tons he would do more than just BEND THE RAILING. He really wouldn't be able to get around like he does, homunculus or not. So I'm going to put his weight at like, 1000-2000 pounds, thereabouts. ANYWAY you are probably not going to see this form unless he gets really serious while fighting you.
His OTHER TRUE FORM is
this. It's green and the size of like, a small pet lizard. You can hold him in your hand |D This is what happens when all of Envy's Philosopher's Stone has been depleted. You're not going to see this unless you kill him A WHOLE LOT.
What's Okay to Mention: I don't mind anything but BE CAREFUL. It is really, really not difficult to get Envy to try and kill you. Triggers include calling him ugly and trying to Jesus him.
Abilities: IMMA DO A
SEPARATE POST FOR THIS.
Notes for the Psychics: Y-you don't want to go in there. Envy's mind is like a swirling vortex of darkness and rage and envy and hatred. If you're the type who can sense souls, HE IS FULL OF THEM, and they talk a lot and are suffering and unhappy. Exposure to Envy's mind is really, really not pleasant.
Non-Violent Physical Contact/Kissing/Hugging: . . . Be careful.
Violent Physical Contact: SEE BELOW.
Fighting and Death: YES. ANYTHING YOU WANT. ANYTHING. You don't even have to ask me if you want to kill Envy. He can take it. Killing Envy once or a few times, he will just shrug it off, although he might try to fight back. To kill him permanently you'll need to kill him A LOT. We don't know how many souls are in there buuuuut it will take at least 50-100 tries to revert him to embryo form. Doing stuff like cutting off his arm is also fine, because it doesn't even count as a death and he'll just grow it right back. If you WANT to kill Envy all the way, like, sit there and destroy him 100 times? That is ALSO FINE WITH ME |D He seriously deserves it. Just, he will fight back and/or try to escape. But if you can take him, by all means, take him down.
Cooking: n . . . no never