Mar 17, 2011 19:44
>Karkat: Play with your Young Mutant Ninja Shellbeast toys.
You can't play with them! They've disappeared along with the rest of your hive! And now you're in some big scary strange place that has too many colors that hurt your eyes. You think you may need an adult lusus!
WHERE THE HELL AM I?
!when we were young(er),
!canon,
♋ karkat vantas
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YOU SM3LL SO CUT3!!!!! >:O
> Terezi: Freak bittyKarkles out!
OKAY. You do this by grinning and pinching his cheeks. Whoosacutiewootie little mutant blood? Is it you? Yes it iiiiii!
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>Karkat: Freak out.
You do! No one pinches you cheeks! NO ONE. You scowl and start slapping at crazy lady's hands. Also cutiewootie... it is NOT him!
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You get your sniff on all over his adowable cutie face! Awwwww! He's so mad! And so~ helpless!
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...You have to admit, this is possibly even freakier than meeting the male you who is the same age, but slightly less freaky than meeting violet-blooded you.
WHAT THE FU-
>Remember to watch language around wrigglers.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR WRIGGLERS.
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I'M NOT A WRIGGLER, STUPID! I'M ALMOST FOUR SWEEPS OLD.
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AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING STUPID?
>You try to remember how to deal with tiny, easily irritated trolls. You think it should be easier, having been one, but you've never been good with wrigglers.
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You step on this weirdo chick's foot.
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Whoa, that was some unpleasant dream you were having! You're sure sopor slime is supposed to stop you from having nightmares, but it doesn't seem to work so well on you unless you eat it.
...Although the fact you are no longer in your recuperacoon probably isn't helping. This place is all up in the strange.
You see someone about your age, who appears to be as lost as you are. You think it might be an idea to talk to him.
hEy BrO, wHaT iS uP wItH tHiS pLaCe? I wAs JuSt TaKinG a NaP aNd It'S lIkE a MiRaClE hApPeNeD aNd CaRrIeD mE aWaY oR sOmEtHiNg
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IT'S NOT A MIRACLE! IT'S A NIGHTMARE. THERE'S LOTS OF WEIRD OLDER TROLLS HERE. ONE THAT EVEN LICKS YOU AND GIVES YOU COOTIES!
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AlL fLaShInG aNd StUfF
hOw Do ThEy Do ThAt...?
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I'M WARNING YOU ABOUT WEIRDOS.
WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER. IT'S SAFER THAT WAY.
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