Today he also cycled to the shop wearing cycle clips around his trousers. He is so awesome.

[allsortssrsbzns]

So, in my dad's letter, he outlined four differences between GOOD ALLSORTS and THE BAD FAKE POSSIBLY EUROPEAN BUT DEFINITELY WRONG ALLSORTS. These were HIS FINDINGS:1. All the items are much too sweet and are much softer and squashier. This is particularly obvious in the all liquorice ones which taste entirely wrong (quite unpleasant in fact) -

Comments

[ladymirth]

You know what's going on with your father, don't you? He's in the Allsorts fandom. Only, he has the misfortune to be in a fandom without on-line message boards, discussion groups and fanfiction sites which usually serve as filters and buffers between obsessive fan nit-picking and the producers.

Honestly. Just substitute the fact that it's a chocolate for a TV series or something and you have your typical irascible fan letter.

Your father is completely sane. He just hasn't discovered on-line fanfiction yet. Give him time.

[ems]

HAHAHAHA.

:D

[johnwwells]