[some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over]infernoassassinDecember 28 2008, 09:30:08 UTC
...Squirt, have I told you that you have the weirdest voice mail message ever? Because you do. It's a good thing you're cute.
Anyway, I was just calling to ask if you wanted me to get you a Snickers and some Radiant Lights since I was at the store and all, but since you didn't answer, I guess that's a no...[snicker] I'll be here for about fifteen minutes, got to get some food that isn't ramen. You can text me back if you get this in time. ♥
[some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEinfernoassassinJanuary 4 2009, 01:59:21 UTC
Don't worry, I think you are ridiculously masculine, Sora. ♥ College has to be good for something, right? But hey, at least you don't have to worry too much. As long as you have your camera, you can support yourself.
......are you saying you want to get raped? Am I not satisfying you? D< Because you reach another state, it's beyond sleep. More physically relaxing, trust me--if it wasn't mentally taxing I'd do it instead of going to sleep at night. Just because I'm right doesn't mean you need to get snippy.
Re: [some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEallskyboyJanuary 4 2009, 02:48:27 UTC
Awww, seeeee~ This is why I love you. ♥ You assert my role as dominant male in this relationship!!! Hahaha, I'm an easy person to please, anyway... Money and all that other stuff isn't really that important to me. As long as I have a nice, cozy apartment, I'm doing something I love, I still have Pluto, you, and friends I care about in my life...? I'll be fine!
That or stealing a gummi ship and pirating the skies. WHATEVER. ♥
Well, if you're the one who's doing the raping... Uh, haha, you have fun with that... I totally respect your introspective, ninja skills and all, but you know I can't stay in one place for longer then thirty minutes unless it's by force or you're involved. Pfffffffffft, whatever, Foreverlegs.
Re: [some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEinfernoassassinJanuary 4 2009, 06:23:28 UTC
Ohh, definitely, Sora, you're definitely the man here in that maid costume ♥ Good to know we share the same philosophy, although I'd definitely add 'food' and 'fire' to the list of 'things I need to be happy'. ;]
...do I want to know what a gummi ship is?
Then it isn't rape. ;] What if I held you down? Then it'd be by force and involve me; you should be able to stay forever. >D Damn right, Squirt. You know you think my stilts are sexy.
Re: [some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEallskyboyJanuary 4 2009, 11:35:18 UTC
Heeeey, have I been in the maid costume yet? ;D And, c'mon, Axel, we all know you're the girl here...!!! I mean, just last night you made me watch The Notebook three times and then cried on my shoulder for five hours. If that's not effeminate, I don't know what is. STOP EATING ALL MY BEN & JERRY'S. Aww, you wanna hole up with me in a tiny apartment, handsome~? I'm down with the food, but no fire in the bedroom!!!
Uhhh, INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL, hello?! Read a book, Chem Major, jeez...!
Exactly what I said!!! ;P Hahaha, and I think you just want to hold me down forever. And do things to me too, I'm sure. Not very good meditation if the teacher's hands are sliding down your pants up your shirt!!! Pfffft, I guess. Not sure if I can reach you with my STUMP ARMS. >/
[some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEinfernoassassinJanuary 4 2009, 22:34:19 UTC
It's only a matter of time, mi sirvienta guapa ♥ ...obviously you've been eating the Ben&Jerry's before bedtime if you're having that kind of dream. We watched Karate Kid and you cried on my shoulder. Got it memorized? Somehow I think there'll be plenty of fire in the bedroom ;]
.....science fiction?
Hmm, well, can't deny that~ I think it'd be a great test of your focus if a teacher were to try and...distract you. Isn't that a shame...
Re: [some time in the future, when all this bullshit is over] 1 NEW TXT MESSAGEallskyboyJanuary 5 2009, 04:41:34 UTC
Pffft, don't you mean mi leñador fuerte del amor? ♥ I may not speak Spanish, buuuut I totally DO speak Babelfish~! ;D And... --!!!! Whaaaat?! I did not cry!!! D< It was just... it was a POWERFUL STORY, OKAY? Jeez, you're such a jerk... [eats ALL the Ben & Jerry's in the metroplex] ... I walked right into that one.
Man, have I not met you? Do you know who I am?
Hahahaha, you sure this isn't just some ploy to torture me sexually? I'm not that naive, SexOnTheBrain. Guess you'll just have to come down to MY level or something... If you can be spared the effort of talking to peons like me~ ;P
Anyway, I was just calling to ask if you wanted me to get you a Snickers and some Radiant Lights since I was at the store and all, but since you didn't answer, I guess that's a no...[snicker] I'll be here for about fifteen minutes, got to get some food that isn't ramen. You can text me back if you get this in time. ♥
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......are you saying you want to get raped? Am I not satisfying you? D< Because you reach another state, it's beyond sleep. More physically relaxing, trust me--if it wasn't mentally taxing I'd do it instead of going to sleep at night. Just because I'm right doesn't mean you need to get snippy.
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That or stealing a gummi ship and pirating the skies. WHATEVER. ♥
Well, if you're the one who's doing the raping... Uh, haha, you have fun with that... I totally respect your introspective, ninja skills and all, but you know I can't stay in one place for longer then thirty minutes unless it's by force or you're involved. Pfffffffffft, whatever, Foreverlegs.
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...do I want to know what a gummi ship is?
Then it isn't rape. ;] What if I held you down? Then it'd be by force and involve me; you should be able to stay forever. >D Damn right, Squirt. You know you think my stilts are sexy.
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Uhhh, INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL, hello?! Read a book, Chem Major, jeez...!
Exactly what I said!!! ;P Hahaha, and I think you just want to hold me down forever. And do things to me too, I'm sure. Not very good meditation if the teacher's hands are sliding down your pants up your shirt!!! Pfffft, I guess. Not sure if I can reach you with my STUMP ARMS. >/
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.....science fiction?
Hmm, well, can't deny that~ I think it'd be a great test of your focus if a teacher were to try and...distract you. Isn't that a shame...
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Man, have I not met you? Do you know who I am?
Hahahaha, you sure this isn't just some ploy to torture me sexually? I'm not that naive, SexOnTheBrain. Guess you'll just have to come down to MY level or something... If you can be spared the effort of talking to peons like me~ ;P
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