✎ Fifth Entry

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[wrestlingwitch]

Someone took your other journal?

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It's been missing for a good long while.

[wrestlingwitch]

Any suspects?

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As you can see, I don't go out of my way to make people comfortable with me.

[wrestlingwitch]

I don't see why you should.

So essentially a long list.

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I make no effort to change my personality or my appearance to suit anyone else's standards.

One would assume so. Maybe not for a serious vendetta, but sertainly enough for something as petty as this.

[wrestlingwitch]

Did you put any sort of tracking spells on it?

[allsarcasm]

I figured I'd follow the tears of a broken person to find who has it. I forgot taking it doesn't necessarily mean they read it, though.

[wrestlingwitch]

Minor details I guess.

[allsarcasm]

At any rate, it's not like I write anything personal in it. The only reason it's "private" is so that I can avoid lawsuits and hurt feelings.

[wrestlingwitch]

That's a plus, anyway. They can't blackmail you for anything.

Lawsuits? Seriously?

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I name names.

[wrestlingwitch]

I'm not even going to ask how you got them. I'm just going to say that I'm impressed and leave it at that.

[allsarcasm]

It's mostly social commentary where I use real-life examples.

[wrestlingwitch]

So you're saying someone might've taken it because they got their feelings hurt over the truth.