Why the robots want to take over

[allisburning]

So, I was looking for recipes and I ran across a humor site -- apparently one of the jokes mentions the ingredients I was looking for

Comments

[lebenmeister]

i thought id share with you my most embarrassing moment, because uhhh... I have nothing better to do.

So i was volunteering at a historical site, and the people we were working with gave us access to the local hospital for lunch. all they pretty much had was salad, and my typical salads are heaping! So I started making up my salad, piling one thing after another on it. We were in the cafeteria during lunch with all the doctors and nurses, plus it was a small town, so everbody knew everbody. as I finished making my pile of salad, I turned around to grab a drink. As I reached into the refrigerator i accidentally tipped my plate off the counter. The plate shattered and made a huge "bang". Since Ive been in many awkward positions before, Ive learned to make the best of them. So when i turned around I yelled "ba-zing!". Then I realized Everyone was looking at me with a stern face of disapproval. My face turned so red...

Its like no matter what I do with an awkward situation, the results are embarrassing.

what to do

[lebenmeister]

What you should do if something like that happens is say excuse and try to be polite andhelp clean it up because then they'll think you dont know your manners.