dang screw the maids face

[allioh]

OMG! I was so pissed from about 8-9 this morning. At 8 this morning I was sleeping peacefully in probably the most comfortable bed ever until the damn maid came into the room and started cleaning. WOW was I pissed. I needed like another hour of good sleep and I was going to get up and do the rest of my xmas shopping. So when the maid came in I sat

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[gnomematterwhat]

HAHAHAH That is so funny!
I mean it sucks. It just sounds funny.

ps. I just took a nice long shit. It felt really good and made me think of you. HAH.

dang nice shit face

[allioh]

GOOD! I am glad someone is taking nice longs shits these days. Ah, I haven't taken a nice shit since I have been here! It sucks. I am eating too much though. Wow, I am gonna come back 10 pounds heavier. HAH. I still have to get my cousin to get me that great pick of the EXTRA LARGE blown out butthole. I know you will appreciate it. Yeah, um, fuck the maids. That was the worst wake up call everrrrrr. Turns out my aunt told them to go in there on purpose so I would wake up early. F THAT! This is my vacation. I will sleep as much as I want. I totally forgot about Whitney and the vacuum incident. What a bitch. I hate her too.