THE BACKGROUND.So, tonight (because it is Thursday), I have my tap-dancing lessons, which, by the way, are AWESOME. My lesson is once a week, from 7-8. I love it ( Read more... )

Last night, Beth (jordangirl) came over for a BBQ! It was mad fun. Holla back, girl! ;-) (Beth's students are currently learning the difference between using their "street language" and using "classroom language ( Read more... )

I have been "cleaning up" the files on my computer, and trashing old documents I no longer have any use for. Suddenly, I found this review (written by me as a letter to Doris). It is about a film Sam (xarix) and I got for our friend Yolanda at the Dollar Store. It was a film titled "SuperVan" (or so we thought). Upon watching the film, it was discovered ( Read more... )

The great james Avidon once said:

"You can pick your friends; you can pick your nose. but you can't pick your friend's nose."

Until today, I thought it was true. However, upon closer inspection, I think that picking your friend's nose is a true testament of how much you love your friend. (If they need a good nose-pickin.)

I spanked a married man.

33 times.

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A FUNNY STORYThe other day, while shopping at Key Foods with Susan, I had to call up Aunt Linda (right there in the grocery store) to ask her what Conway Twitty's name was. I had forgotten, and I was trying to tell Susan the very exciting "famous relative" story: that SMACK* is married to CONWAY TWITTY'S DAUGHTER. When I told her that story, I was ( Read more... )

I just realized I never recounted my experience at the Burlesque Show! Yikes! A tragic omission--I must say ( Read more... )

[Megan and Allison are having lunch together in Allison's office.]

Megan: "Have you heard back from Sophie about my bachelorette party?"

Allison: "I think so, let me look at my e-mail here..."

[she opens her e-mail and looks.]

Allison: "Yes, yes she did."

[Allison covers the screen with her hand and looks at Megan suspiciously.]

Megan: " ( Read more... )

The Three Great B's of alliegee according to susanbean:

* Brains

* Beauty

* Breasts