In Which a God is Spoken to

[alleywayhack]

[Video | English]

I ain't the only one who wishes our little weekly comedic threesome would drown in the lake, am I?

[Yes, he's talking about you, Spectavi. He loves you, he really does. Maybe. Not really.]

Bunch a clowns, only one worth two seconds a my time is the fuckin' weather boy. Good job, Sparkles, keep up the good work... an' someone punch

Comments

[playwitchu]

No.

[alleywayhack]

No I ain't the only one who wishes that?

[playwitchu]

You don't get anything.

[alleywayhack]

An' yer not makin' any sense.

[p2iioniic]

you're a doctor?

[alleywayhack]

Yup.

Though I don't work at the hospital, jus got a little thing set up in Latimir. Clinic sorta deal. Anythin' serious ya better march yer ass t'the hospital.

and then the illegibility begins

[p2iioniic]

ju2t need iinfo.
"ho2piital2" are 2hiit.
what'2 the cure two an iinfectiion.

woo!

[alleywayhack]

[It takes a moment to realize what the other was asking, but he picks up on it quick enough.]

Depends on the infection, mate. Ain't jus' a special cure that works fer 'em all.

( 100% lock )

[withoutturn]

I'd rather give you the dress, mate.

( 100% lock )

[alleywayhack]

An' who the fuck are ya suppose t'be?

( 100% lock )

[withoutturn]

The postal service.

( 100% lock )

[alleywayhack]

That right?

... so are ya one a those fancy Scientist people? Or jus' a lackey fer 'em?

[dontcallmegol]

The scientists give us some supplies and canned food, not a whole lot, but enough to keep us going at least. We hunt otherwise and you have to go gather the stuff yourself from the stores. You'll be lucky if a monster doesn't attack you while shopping.

We had some sort of garden at one point, not sure if anyone's kept it up since Yorda's gone. I think she managed some spices, herbs or small plants but it wasn't much. There isn't a lot of good soil here, and the fishin' isn't great either.

It's a wonder we've lasted as long as we have. Least it isn't like last year where the food and supplies stopped all together because of the snow.

And good luck getting anything you want. They usually don't answer requests unless it's a special occasion.

[alleywayhack]

So medical shit ain't on the list, huh?

Don't see how that's special occasion, what with how often people are hurt 'ere. Guess since we come back t'life it ain't so important to 'em.

[dontcallmegol]

I think they give us some basic stuff, I don't really know.

Well I mean, some holidays and such they get especially generous. Like at Christmas.

But no, I guess they wouldn't care as much if we suffer and die since they can bring us back.

[alleywayhack]

We'll jus' hafta see if they answer my little request than, won't we, mate?

[twin_sai_kame]

That woman definitely deserves a good sockin'.

[alleywayhack]

I wouldn't bat an eyelash if one a the boys with 'er slapped 'er upside the head.

[twin_sai_kame]

[Have a snort]

I wouldn't either. I kinda keep hopin' one of them does, cause they seem to get fed up with her too.

[alleywayhack]

If they don't I might jus' hafta find out where they are an' do it myself. Good way t'make friends.