My vegetarianism caveats, simplified
Day 175: Pescetarian freezer a photo by allankcrain on Flickr.a. Fish are not animals
b. Anything I'm not paying for is fine
c. In Buffalo, NY; West Lafayette, IN; and their surrounding metropolitan areas, all bets are off.
d. WILDCARD
I've actually stuck to A through C since February without needing to invoke D once. I almost did one time, but O'Reilly Auto Parts apparently ended up buying my chicken wings for me, so it was a non-issue.