female pattern baldness
This weekend I had the pleasure of playing hostess to my oldest brother Ash and his friend Angie. While sitting on my porch enjoying gin and juice**, i listened to several amusing as well as insane stories that my brother is well known for. My favorite being the following:
"Angie pissed me off really bad one day. I mean if she was a man I woulda ( Read more... )
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my old boss was really horrible to me. he was the type that you never knew if he was gonna yell at you or joke around.
anywho, i decided to pull a prank on him to get him back.
so everyday while he was away from his desk I'd put sunless tanner on the ear and mouth piece of his phone.
after time he began to have discoloration on his mouth and ear.
he started getting really freaked out thinking he had a skin disease or a fungus. I'd always mention how much darker those areas were getting.
anyway, i stopped putting the sunless tanner on his phone and it eventaully went away, then he really hurt my feelings bad one day and i went full feldge on the sunless tanner.
His "face fungus" got so intense he went to the doctor and looked online for skin diseases, etc etc etc.
the doctors couldn't figure it out and then i stopped putting the tanner on his phone.
now i work for a nicer boss!
oh, and don't fuck w/me!
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i've got a great one i did one night with a pint of fake blood, a hotdog, a wig, and the front of my car!
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it is funny though.
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that rules.
i think.
wait, did hurt?
oh, well. thats what he gets!
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