[Tuesday, April 20th][All day]
[So if you've paid attention-- Or just heard the rumours about that creepy vampire stalking the night-- You may have noticed one albino hanging around Raitou.
Today he is sitting on the wall by one of the busiest crossings, eating some fast food. Meanwhile, one of the giant TV screens hanging above, normally displaying the latest in news and advertisements... Is showing an amazingly bad soap opera. The actors can't act. The CG is what you would get on a child's cartoon. And the plot, well...
"I love you-- I've always loved you, not your twin sister!"
"Liar!"
"How can you call me a liar?!!!"
"Because I am my twin sister! Ever since the accident that stole her life, I have pretended to be my twin! So I know you lied!"
"That was no accident... You are the one who cut the breaks on her volvo as it rolled into the boat!"
"What!"
"Yes, I am not a man at all! I am... Her secret lesbian lover from Spain! And I know the truth of the accident! All this time, I have sought to entrap you!"
"NOOOoo--"]
Like that mustache was convincing anyone.
[If you're extremely bright, you'll notice a bulge in his hoodie which is just about the right size for a stolen TV remote.]
(Will pick up tomorrow, dead for the night.)
Today he is sitting on the wall by one of the busiest crossings, eating some fast food. Meanwhile, one of the giant TV screens hanging above, normally displaying the latest in news and advertisements... Is showing an amazingly bad soap opera. The actors can't act. The CG is what you would get on a child's cartoon. And the plot, well...
"I love you-- I've always loved you, not your twin sister!"
"Liar!"
"How can you call me a liar?!!!"
"Because I am my twin sister! Ever since the accident that stole her life, I have pretended to be my twin! So I know you lied!"
"That was no accident... You are the one who cut the breaks on her volvo as it rolled into the boat!"
"What!"
"Yes, I am not a man at all! I am... Her secret lesbian lover from Spain! And I know the truth of the accident! All this time, I have sought to entrap you!"
"NOOOoo--"]
Like that mustache was convincing anyone.
[If you're extremely bright, you'll notice a bulge in his hoodie which is just about the right size for a stolen TV remote.]
(Will pick up tomorrow, dead for the night.)