Jesus Christ!!! Literally..

[all_knowing]

I go away for a long a weekend and this is what happens...

Comments

[danbi]

Jesus is a whiny little bitch.

I think he's gay to boot. Might have a thing for you as well.

Watch your ass.

[etherealshores]

I'm seconding the gay idea.

I'd kinda like to get drunk with Gabriel tho.It'd be an experience and a half.

[danbi]

I'm gonna third the gay idea. Even though I came up with it in the first place. I'm allowed to do that - I'm on God's friend list after all.

Gabriel's a lush. You'd do much better with Peter; he really digs the sexual innuendo. Though it might only be half an experience...or three-quarters.

How does one half half an experience, anyhow? I suppose I shall never know.

How sad.

Ah well - it's back to eating monkeys for me!

[all_knowing]

Seeing as though we are discussing my son here, I shall simply pretend I did not hear that comment.

[jadedwallflower]

too bad jesus wasn't reincarnated so the jews could string his ass up again.

what a pansy.

[chuffing]

So, you know you were raised Catholic when you realise this is a scam, but you still feel terribly guilty that all your friends are being rude to 'God'. :(

May I ask why you chose to friend a bunch of smut writers? Do You like slash? Just curious.

I must be off now. I'm slated for tea with the devil. Have a nice evening. :D

[danbi]

It's in God's listed journal interests - he likes slash and smut. He also likes fucking people over. And watching Will and Grace. And let's not forget the chocolate brownies!

I bet they don't teach you that in Sunday school.

[chuffing]

Do you know who this is, or are you just generally annoyed by God impersonators? That's like an Elvis impersonator to me. Just not the same thing. :P

[danbi]

I'm not annoyed. Did I seem annoyed? I was being serious - if you look in his listed interests, you can see what he likes and does not like.

And of course I know who it is - he linked to it on his own LJ.

I think I'll just stop commenting as I seem to be offending people.

[the_pantheon]

I think not.

[all_knowing]

Right.

[tipgardner]

So, uh, I think Jesus was wrong and all to do that to you, but he is your only begotten Son. Maybe you should give him a break and call. Even if just to tell him that he's gonna die on a cross on a dusty hill somewhere or whatever.

[eliminate]

Yes, but that would ruin the surprise.

[tipgardner]

I certainly wouldn't want the Almighty to lose the fun of a surprise! But I did say, "even if." I would not presume to say that IS what our Holy Father should say to His only begotton Son, should he elect to call the wayward lush.

[eliminate]

Ahh, I see.

I sure hope I didn't offend you with my comment. :\