*sigh*

[all_knowing]

So, I come home from my night out with Mary (if she calls asking for me, by the way, you haven't seen me) to find a message from Jesus on my answering machine.

"Hello Father, as you know, it's my Birthday in 15 days time and I was just wondering if you had any plans? I've been talking to Gabriel and he suggest we have the party at his place this

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[kay_cricketed]

Tell Lucy-boy to dress in leather, mesh, and obscenely high boots and he'll really have a surprise.

*goes back to bed* ^_^

[masterofmercury]

Dear God,

I just talked to you on iGod, and think I have to ask again, just to be sure, you know. Are you serious that I should write Tony Blair slash?

Faithfully yours,