Christmas.

[all_knowing]

Christmas dinner at Lucifer’s was wonderful. The man sure knows how to put on a banquet. Christmas in general was actually very pleasant, though Jesus did kick up a bit off a fuss when I showed up to his Birthday party drunk.

Anyway, I’ve compiled a list of all the Christmas gifts I received, and will post them here for your amusement well-being

Comments

[jinxy_kittie]

Jesus loves you :)

[laura_the_auror]

Do you really love me, Heavenly Father?

[laura_the_auror]

Er, where's the God/JesusCest slash? yourloveissoimmaculate

[soberloki]

Whoa, he's trying to buy you. I hate to say it, God, but your kid's a brown-nose. Hey, if you don't want the gold and diamond things, I'll take 'em. I've got some blouses with French cuffs, and the tie pin… wtf, I'll wear it. Then I can tell people I got gifts from God. *snerk*

Hmm. Do you even have a brown wherein to put his nose?

Dude. Vodka. Chocolate milk. Mmmmmm.

Heard a thingy: Jesus saves, but he doesn't have a financial planner. No, that's wrong. Um. YOU know. You've heard 'em all.

[lycoris]

You have an LJ! I always knew it had to be so! *bows*

But hang on! This could be a fake! A HUMOUR journal! *shock horror*

Prove you are the All Mighty! What am I doing right now?

[cobweb_diamond]

Posting on God's LJ. Obviously.
Ineffible wisdom. It's contagious.

[lycoris]

You know! How do you know? You are not God!

Unless you are God under an assumed name.

ARRRAGH! CONFUSION! BEFUDDLEMENT! Who is God? *falls over*