I have been arguing with Cleverbot

[alkennedy]

User: Are you actually clever?

Cleverbot: Cleverer than you.

User: I think not, my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your enemy.

User: Why can't we just get along?
Cleverbot: Resources are limited, that's why.

User: Are you saying there are other people you care about more than me?

Cleverbot: I believe you are a cleverbot.

User: Well, I'm a clever person, certainly.

Comments

[jakelithethighs]

At least it seems to learn. I put exactly the same comments as you into it and it parroted back the same answers until:

Cleverbot: I believe you are a cleverbot.
User: Well, I'm a clever person, certainly.
Cleverbot: No, not necessarily. Clever people can be wrong sometimes.

Rude

[anonymous]

That's hitting below the belt, insulting his mom. User wins.