Comments | alizarin_nyc: Maybe there's a job... in your pants.

alizarin_nyc

Maybe there's a job... in your pants.

Nov 01, 2011 13:17

This job posting is EXACTLY what I want to do. However, it is a long list of skills and tasks. Which I want to do - sure - but also realize that this sort of thing isn't really actually really possible, really, in the course of your average work-week.

But the Employers have the upper hand, do they not?

( job listing )

correspondent me, work, why do i even bother, what to expect when you're alive

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alizarin_nyc November 3 2011, 17:42:22 UTC

You now know why you're not getting this. :) :) :)

But you'll get your comeuppance, oh yes. :)

lamardeuse November 1 2011, 17:37:18 UTC

Lewis/Hathaway, ties.

alizarin_nyc November 3 2011, 17:41:31 UTC

This is in my head. Let's see if it can get written. :)

lamardeuse November 3 2011, 18:25:53 UTC

\o/\o/\o/

executrix November 1 2011, 17:58:37 UTC

Err, I think you could do ALL that stuff. Just go in there and knock 'em dead.

As for wrisomifu, which I seriously considered signing up for and didn't:

VampDi x Sherlock, Sherlock, Damon, John (punctuation marks of your choice), Bloody Mary mix, arcane, 8-track tapes

alizarin_nyc November 3 2011, 17:41:09 UTC

Picks up bat. Knocks everyone dead.

I like your promptage and shall attempt to fulfill!

ivy03 November 1 2011, 17:58:49 UTC

I saw a job posting the other week where the job title was "United States."

I think someone filled in the form wrong, but still.

alizarin_nyc November 3 2011, 17:40:29 UTC

Ha ha ha ha, well yes, we do need a replacement there.

I have seen some hilarious job postings. Ones with typos that want top-notch editing skills. Those are my favorites. Or who want a "self-starter" or a "team player" or the ability to "work independently or part of a team."

They're not even trying.

ariadnes_string November 1 2011, 18:55:43 UTC

ooo, job!

Will you write me some Whitechapel!fic? If I beg? Prefer Chandler-Miles friendship, but whatever rocks your boat.

um, prompts: Friday night, coats, rain

alizarin_nyc November 3 2011, 17:37:31 UTC

Yes, I will write you Whitechapel.

COATS. COATS. COATS.

ariadnes_string November 3 2011, 22:34:12 UTC

whee!

(feel free to crossover (cross-polinate) Chandler's coat with, y'know, other coats ;))

(I'm having such an insta-crush on this show, I might write some myself)

alizarin_nyc November 4 2011, 02:54:27 UTC

I don't know if I can cross-pollinate... yet. It would be fascinating to see DI Chandler run into Sherlock and have both of them fussing around at the crime scene, wouldn't it? But I have to first delve into WC a bit on my own.

I have been longing to do a vid because I think the shooting and editing is so fine in this show. Among other FINE things.

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