[ Video (Open)/Action (Locked to Loki) ]

[originalavenger]

[ Steve pops onto the screen, holding his phone out at arm's length. He's wearing what can only be described as an ill-fitting, ugly sweater with a giant snowman knitted into it, and he's grinning from ear to ear. ] Guys! Look what I got this morning!

[ Yes, he's completely sincere. ]

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[ Later, he makes his way to Loki's room, knocking on

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video.

[ironfail]

[Cue unstoppable laughter for about a minute.]

Jesus Christ, Cap, I know I told Loki you'd probably wear a terrible Christmas sweater, but I didn't think you'd show the entire world.

Re: video.

[originalavenger]

[ SCOWL. But he's going to try and get along with you, Tony. He promised Thor. ] Loki made it for me, why wouldn't I want to wear it?

[ironfail]

Because Christmas sweaters are ugly as sin? Or was that not known yet in the 40s.

[originalavenger]

He made it for me. I'm going to wear it. Whether or not you think it's 'ugly' is a nonissue.

[ironfail]

If he made you a dress, would you wear it?

[originalavenger]

Why do you feel the need to be an asshole, Tony?

[ironfail]

[Shrugging.] Because it's easy?

[originalavenger]

Easier than being nice? Your father would be ashamed.

[ironfail]

[Pffft what is Cap going on about now.] Well that's nothing new, then.

[originalavenger]

You're okay with being someone he'd be ashamed of?

[ironfail]

There's no "would be" about it. I spent nearly 20 years being okay with it, I think I can handle it at this point.

[originalavenger]

That's terrible.

[ironfail]

Yeah, well, everyone gets used to disappointment sooner or later.

[originalavenger]

I feel sorry for you.

[ironfail]

[He laughs sharply.] Welcome to the club.

[originalavenger]

So that's it? Everything's just a giant joke to you? Why are you even on this team, Tony?