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[alittlecredit]

[voice post]

[there is a lightly accented, girlish scream, very much along the lines of 'aaaiyieee!', before a painful-sounding drop and splash.]

Bad day-- really BAD DAY!

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[adamantined]

Uh.

Hello?

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[alittlecredit]

Think fast! Really not funny practical joke, or hostile alternate universe?

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[adamantined]

Uhmmmm. A little bit of both?

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[alittlecredit]

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[onlyfive]

... Jeeesus.

Hellooo, you okay?

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[alittlecredit]

No, that's my cousin.

And no, I think my wrist is broken.

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[onlyfive]

Cute.

Oh, wow. Shit. There's a clinic and a hospital that can help, if you can get someone to show you the way.

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[alittlecredit]

Uh, no, no, I'm not too big on hospitals. I just want someone to explain where I am.

[lyra_of_dust]

You-

You didn't break any bones, did you?

[alittlecredit]

Just a little. I've had worse.

You know the name of this place, chiquita?

[lyra_of_dust]

"The City". Do you know about other universes, mister?

[alittlecredit]

No of course not why would I know a thing like that.

GAEL GARCIA BERNAL OMFG!!

[1inageneration]

Ow. Both to the splash and my ears.

Are you alright?

YES. GAEL GARCIA BERNAL.

[alittlecredit]

Uh-- sorry?

And no, I ain't okay. I'm wet, and it's freezin'!

[Voice]

[quackingly]

Ah! Are you okay???

[Voice]

[alittlecredit]

Not really, no. But I am pretty sure I got this all under control.

Except for the hypothermia setting in, anyway.

[Voice]

[quackingly]

H-Hypothermia? That doesn't sound good at all...

You're sure you don't need any help?

[Voice]

[alittlecredit]

I'm sure! It just makes me miss Canada a little, that's all! But your concern is very very touching, just so you know.