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[alittlecredit]

Soooo I've noticed we've been getting a steady stream of folks from back home recently. I kind of wanted to take a head count but frankly I haven't been back to the West Coast since I was like 13 for very important and personally traumatic reasons and I have no idea what is going on over there. So I gave up

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[runawayskrull]

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[runawayskrull]

I am Xavin.

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[runawayskrull]

... I had always assumed that Jamie was a name for female Earthlings.

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[alittlecredit]

But that doesn't stress me ou-- okay, so it does.

Admit it. This is a fair message to send. There could be Skrull dinosaurs hiding in our midst. Evil ones. Which isn't to say all Skrulls are evil, but there are a lot of evil Skrulls. Like evil mutants.

Man, I hate evil mutants.

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[runawayskrull]

And it should.

It is hardly a fair message to send! You are just... old and bitter.

And paranoid. Possibly delusional.

... You should look into wearing a mask.

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[alittlecredit]

It's a fair message, because I have met my fair share of evil Skrulls in my history. I'm not old. Or bitter. Or delusional. I might be just a little paranoid I hear lately but I have very good reasons.

...did you just call me ugly? Did you just call me ugly?

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[runawayskrull]

And I have met many evil humans, but I do not judge the entire race based upon the shortcomings of just one group of extremists!

Do you believe that I did? What does that say about your perception of yourself? I could have been implying a number of other things with that suggestion.

...... But I did, yes.

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[alittlecredit]

I'm not judging. Humans can't disguise themselves as anyone and hide in a population like Skrulls can.

I HAVE VERY HIGH SELF-ESTEEM THANK YOU VERY MUCH, DR. PHIL.

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[runawayskrull]

That does not sound like "not judging."

... Who?

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[alittlecredit]

It's called surviving.

Never mind. Christ, you're worse than Dani. Actually, no. You're not quite as bad as Dani.

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[runawayskrull]

You will rationalize it however you want, no matter what it actually is. That is why we don't trust you.

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[alittlecredit]

'We'?

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[runawayskrull]

Hatchlings. Youth. Those that have had their eyes opened to it, anyway.

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[alittlecredit]

I used to think like that. Then I realized that a 'me' and 'everyone else' dichotomy was much easier to live with than an 'us' and 'them' dichotomy.

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[runawayskrull]

"Easier" hardly means "right."