castle fanfiction, castle/beckett - you'll be the rhythm and i'll be the beat.

[recycledstars]

You'll be the rhythm and I'll be the beat
Author's Notes: Porn. It must be Tuesday. fic-a-thon again, because there was this prompt - (315): i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love - and then this came to me IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHILDREN'S FILM. (Side note: The Swan Princess, still

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[hummingfly67]

and then this came to me IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHILDREN'S FILM

Okay, first things first...what film???

Enjoy?

Oh, I did. Twice.

Drunk, sexy, controlling Kate is hot. Mix her with drunk, witty Castle and it's just perfect.

but it fades (or crescendos) to gasps when she half-manages to accomplish sex, the hard of him pressing against the wet of her but not quite fitting.

I just love this line (and the resulting image in my head).

I love your porn whether it be Tuesday or Saturday.

[recycledstars]

The Swan Princess. At least it wasn't Disney?

And thank you, much obliged.

[shimmeryshine]

This is so fuuuuun, I love it!

I'm actually having trouble coming up with new ways to tell you how awesome I think you are because you are churning out SO MUCH quality fic lately, so that's all I got for now. NEVER STOP.

[recycledstars]

I feel this way about you too please forgive me for just smashing my keyboard at you okay great.

Thank you. :)

[tinlizzie82]

Really, i love you for this. You are just so deliciously bad and I can't even say which is better, the fic or this: "this came to me IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHILDREN'S FILM"

Of course who am I to talk since I spent half the morning sitting on some bleachers between a twelve year old and a born again Christian while writing porn. I flinched a little each time I typed the word cock, but soldiered on.

[recycledstars]

Your morning sounds like a joke: a 12 year old and a born again Christian walk into a bar... but solidarity, typing cock in company always feels slightly risque.

(Also thank you!)

[tinlizzie82]

That's OK, it got better today. I was hanging out in my truck at the show waiting for one of the kid's classes to start and typing away on the same sex scene when another kid calls because she needs help ... with her confirmation homework. Yup, fingering to the holy sacraments in 5 minutes straight. Did tell the kid she might not want to blame any mistakes on the atheist who did her worksheet ... didn't mention my other activity.

[syd15]

I'm sick and you are my drug (no, literally, I'm lying in bed feeling horrible and the minutes I just spent reading this were like paradise. Oblivion.)

Btw, this is what I call gratuitous porn, but who doesn't like a bit of PWP once in a while?? I like it everyday at any given time, personally (and the bigger the dosis the better).

[recycledstars]

:( feel better!

And haha, a little gratuity never hurt anyone. Thank you.

[effie214]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO. STOP IT. JUST. STOP. IT. YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO DISRESPECTFUL TO EVERYBODY ELSE'S COMPARABLY WEAK WRITING. STOP WHIPPING YOUR BRILLIANCE OUT EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT. NOT TO MENTION WE DONT HAVE A YARD STICK WITH WHICH TO MEASURE IT. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE CHOICES, PAULA. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST AT WRITING CASTLE/BECKETT SEXYTIMES DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE THE STANDARD TO WHICH WE SHOULD ALL STRIVE. SHAME ON YOU FOR BROADENING PEOPLES' HORIZONS AND MAKING US FEEL INADEQUATE TO THE NTH DEGREE WITH LOVELY PHRASING AND CHARACTERIZATION AND HUMO(U)R. UGH, SO. FUCKING. RUDE.

THIS IS DOWNRIGHT OFFENSIVE, CHILD. I'M SO ASHAMED OF YOU RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO PROCESS.

(And thus ends your inaugural Effie!rage comment.)

[missymeggins]

When Effie yells at you like this, it's A BIG DEAL. ;D

[recycledstars]

I see what it's all about now. I do.

[recycledstars]

There's no love like capslock hate. Thank you.