Fucking meme.

[alita_b_angel]

I hate memes. I hate them. But I am also bored.

[01] Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
[02] I will then tell what song(s) remind me of you.
[03] Next, I will tell you who you remind me of, celebrity/animated or otherwise.
[04] Last, I will try to name a single word that best describes you.I will indirectly lobotomise your

Comments

[sin_dot_com]

do me now

6x

[alita_b_angel]

Omg you're such an lj whore, that was TWO MINUTES

[sin_dot_com]

true story too

economic shelving is a thing of science fiction, there is no such thing.

6x

[alita_b_angel]

There so is. Jesus told me.

[toryn]

Yar. Myself.

[alita_b_angel]

On the high seas of glitter, there was an awesome pirate grudgingly acknowledged by all, and her name was SUGOI!KAKOII!Natalie! She did not so much as have a ship but a GIANT SANDWICH which soaked up the glitter like a sponge and spat it out through the cheese and tomato as fuel. It was very comfortable. SUGOI!KAKOII!Natalie wasn't the pillage, plungering and raping pirate, oh no, she liked to sell tuppleware, a far, far more evil crime. In fact, her mast was made entirely of tuppleware containers and her sails were lids and you could buy a good 10 set of them for only $19.95 plus shipping. Her greatest achievement thus far had been ludicrousy selling the glitter in her containers as nitnacks at festival markets and killing JFK Kennedy without anyone ever suspecting. SUGOI!KAKOII!Natalie was truely a fearsome person.

[toryn]

Done. My NaNoWriMo main character is MAHOU!HIME!Anita.

[alita_b_angel]

*SUPERKAKOIIATTACK!*

*thumbs up*

[taraerin]

TARASAURUS ROAR ROAR

[alita_b_angel]

SPACEALIENS had bred TARASAURUS in captivity on a little island known as Greenland, keeping it there was the ULTIMATE WEAPON AGAINST HUMANITY. TARASAURUS mostly spent it's days eating American tourists and small birds that tasted of flu. But it had good immune system from all the red blood cells it had. It looked like a HUGE HUGE T-rex but with the HEAD OF A SMILEY FACE WITH POINTY TEETH AND A BLONDE WIG. When the ElipSE of the planets and the death of Anne Rice came about it was RELEASED UPON THE WORLD, pointed generally in the direction of New York, where it hoped to meet Godzilla and BATTLE TO THE DEATH or have creepy eggspawn with. It flailed its tiny arms and camouflaged itself as a billboard, using its CLEVERDISGUISE to bite the heads off babies. The SPACEALIENS came back and gave TARASAURUS a HEAD LASER while they were on the way to film a movie with Mel Gibson, and thus TARASAURUS WRECKED HAVOC UPON THE WORLD... WITH LASERS! Unfortunately the World hired ULTRAMAN to CAPTURE AND KILL TARASAURUS, and it's life ended sadly as new

[aureyaofchoc]

Jazzo

[alita_b_angel]

nngh... running out of crack fuel.

JAZZO WAS A MAN. Not just any man, A MANLY MAN, full of MUSCLE AND SPERM. He liked the ladies and liked to imagine himself with a good CEO job by the time he was twenty (and enough spare change to buy a hooker to iron his shirts). That was until MACHO!JAZZO met CAINE, the loviest flower of the ball. She was a debauntee with a charming like of BOYS THINGS like games and DVDs, but had a GREAT BODY so JAZZO didn't care all that much. JAZZO HAD TO HAVE HER AND ADD HER TO HIS COLLECTION OF WOMEN FOR POSSIBLE LAUNDRY DELIVERY! CAINE was shy and reluctant but JAZZO soon convinced her with his FLEXING MUSCLES and chocolate smoothness. AND THERE WAS SPARKLES AND A METAPHOR. And finally Caine decided to take JAZZO's lycra suits to the dry cleaners for a small fee. And it came back clean.

The end.

[aureyaofchoc]

Oh man.

.....MAN.

[alita_b_angel]

*pumps you full of crack*

[arlo_arleh]

LALALALALA YOUR LOVELY

[alita_b_angel]

Where is my rainbow birthday proclamation?! You cut me deep.

Therefore you get no crack drabble. *pouts at you*

You get boring meme:
(02) "Super freak"
(04) Crazy lesbian chick from bleach
(05) hula-hoop

[sin_dot_com]

ooh harsh...

6x

[arlo_arleh]

I SENT YOU AN EMAIL. IT WAS LONG.

CHECK YOUR HOTMAIL.