So I'm 26!  And I'm doing the same thing I did when I turned 25: looking around me and seeing what I have to show for the past 26 years of living ( Read more... )

Let me tell you a little bit about my job as a Natural Resources Officer ( Read more... )

CLOVERFIELD II: SNAPPY'S REVENGE

It was a day like any other day as Herring Warden, Ali B., made the rounds at the Town Brook making sure the fish ladders were safe and ready for the passage of thousands of herring from the sea up to their spawning grounds.  She was used to logs, plastic bags filled with dog feces, dead fish, and other treasures ( Read more... )

The Old Colony Memorial did a story on the herring run.  I wish she just wrote about the fish but I was mentioned quite a bit.  My mom is in heaven.

http://www.wickedlocal.com/plymouth/news/x1804949407

Did she have to mention I'm staying with my parents???  How is that relevant?  How?  Really. 

This is seriously one of the funniest things EVER. Watch part one, then watch the other three. Do yourselves a favor.

http://www.paulgoldinresearch.com/cg/

You have a vivid imagination and this is good. Great inventors, explorers all had inventive, imaginative minds. Your friends and acquaintances may consider you over-imaginative and given to fantasy or day-dreaming. So what ? this is a part of your character and charm.

You are in need of rest, some peace and quiet ( Read more... )

Throw the lemons at people you hate ( Read more... )

 There is a light that never goes out.

I got my taxes done Saturday and finally I don't owe those bastards a red cent!  They owed my ass money, and they better fork it over real quick-like or I'm going to have to break their knee caps with dis here crowbar.

With my tax money I will purchase my mother's friend's 96 Crown Victoria.  I've already named her Ester.  She is a boat.

So even ( Read more... )

Jay told me he's engaged.

Weird.

Thoughts?  Comments?