Picspam: Top 30 TV Male Characters
So. At first, it was supposed to be a top 10 but I've made a lot of all my favorites male characters and there's like more than 70 names. I couldn't choose only 10 or 20 so I thought a top 30 must be a better idea. I know a few of you will hate some of my choices (sorry ;D), but I hope you will enjoy it! :D
# Honorable mentions
Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars), Simon Tam (Firefly), Christopher Keller (Oz)
Angel (Angel), Eric Gotts (Wonderfalls), Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
Allen Doyle (Angel), Karl Scott (Dinotopia), Walter H. White (Breaking Bad)
#30 Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood)
[The team discuss Jack]Gwen: I don't know anything.Owen: Not who he is, not where he's from, not anything. Except... him being gay.Gwen: No he's not. Really, do you think?Toshiko: Owen does, I don't.Ianto: And I don't care.
#29 Owen Harper (Torchwood)
Owen: [Opening narration] My name is Doctor Owen Harper and this is my life. A life that is full of action. And violence. And work and wonder. Secrets. And sex. And love. And heartbreak. Death. My death. The death I survived. The death I'm now living through. Except.. this isn't living. Every day is the same. I get up. Get ready for work. Same as everyone else. The thing is, I'm not the same. I get to work and everyone is doing the same old thing. Babbling away about aliens, weddings. I'm not real. Three days ago I died. And they think I'm fine. But they're wrong.
#28 Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars)
[Logan is picked out of a police lineup.]Officer: Number four, step forward.Logan: Oh wow, I'm stunned. You like me! You really like me! Well first, I'd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent and my publicist for always shooting me from the left side.
#27 Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds (Firefly)
Inara: You're always breaking the rules, no matter which society you're in! You don't get along with ordinary criminals either, which is why you're constantly getting in trouble!Mal: You think following the rules will buy you a nice life, even if the rules make you a slave.
#26 Guy of Gisborne (Robin Hood)
Gisborne: My Lord, I have demonstrated my loyalty. Now I would like your blessing.Sheriff: For what?Gisborne: I will still have Marian. When we return to England, I will take her by force.
#25 Will Scarlett (Robin Hood)
Jailer: Give your names!Will: Will and Luke Scarlett.Robin: What is your crime?Will: Living in the wrong place at the wrong time. Living under an evil Sheriff. Where do our taxes go? They go to Nottingham, to the Sheriff.
#24 Sam Tyler (Life On Mars)
Sam Tyler: My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.
#23 Dr. Horrible/Billy (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
Billy: I want to be an achiever... like Bad Horse.
Penny: The Thoroughbred of Sin?
Billy: I meant Gandhi.
#22 Brian Kinney (Queer As Folk US)
Justin: I just saw the face of God.Daphne: Huh?Justin: His name is Brian Kinney.
#21 Eli 'Weevil' Navarro (Veronica Mars)
Eli "Weevil" Navarro: Sister. The only time I care what a woman has to say s when she's riding my big old hog. Even then, it's not so much words, just a bunch of "oohs" and "ahs" you know?Veronica Mars: So it's big huh?Weevil: Legendary.
#20 George-Michael Bluth (Arrested Development)
Michael: What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?George Michael: Breakfast.Michael: Family.George Michael: Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
#19 Augustus Hill (Oz)
Hill: Hey Schillinger.Schillinger: What do you want?Hill: How much would it cost to mail me out of here?Schillinger: Mail you? What are you talking about?Hill: I've been trying to think of ways to get out of here.Schillinger: Escape from Oz?Hill: Yeah. And I figured, you know, you could box me up in a crate and mail me to my wife overnight express, Priority Mail, whatever. How much would that cost? Postage, shipping, handling, et cetera?Schillinger: Are you serious?Hill: Yeah.Schillinger: Then you're nuts.Hill: Is that a no?Schillinger: Yeah. No. No, yeah, it's a no. Get the fuck out of here before I tip you over.Hill: All right, Vern, I ain't mad at you. You can't help it if you're ugly and stupid.
#18 Jemaine (Flight of the Conchords)
Jemaine: Man, back in New Zealand I was getting it on with lots of chicks.Bret: Who?Jemaine: Well, ah, Sarah Fitzpatrick, Michelle Fitzpatrick, Claire Fitzpatrick... the list goes on.Bret: That was all of them.Jemaine: Well, triple figures.Bret: No that's not triple figures. That's three.
#17 Ned (Pushing Daisies)
Ned: I wanted to be a Jedi.
#16 Robin 'Hood' of Locksley (Robin Hood)
Robin: And do me a favor: tell them you have not seen me. Tell them this was your own scheme. [Winks.]Joderic: Why?Robin: My friends think I am vain!
#15 Wolf (The 10th Kingdom)
Wolf: Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really, really, *really* like her. But, the thing is...
Dr. Horowitz: Well, go on, say it. Say it!
Wolf: I'm not sure whether I-I-I wanna love her or eat her.
#14 John 'J.D.' Dorian (Scrubs)
J.D.: Listen, if you're having trouble finding a vein for an IV, please don't page me. If you're desperate, we're lucky: this is a city hospital, there are plenty of heroin addicts who are quite adept at this.
#13 Bernard Black (Black Books)
Bernard: [Gibbering insanely] They'd all laugh at me if they knew what I was trying to do. To create a new strain of superwine in half an hour with a fraction of nature's resources and a fool for an assistant. "Bernard Black, "He's mad!" they'd say, "He's insane, he's dangerous!" Well, I'll show them! I'll show them all!
#12 Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
Ianto: This is what I love about Torchwood - chasing the scum of the Universe by day, come midnight you're the Wedding Fairy.
#11 Miguel Alvarez (Oz)
Torquemada: Miguel Alvarez. I hear you're the man to know.Alvarez: Whoever told you that was an idiot.
#10 The Doctor (Doctor Who)
Doctor: I didn't need to change. I didn't want to, why would I? [fixes tie and cricks neck] Look at me.
#09 Bret (Flight of the Conchords)
Bret: Murray, I was wondering if you could call me by my rapping name?
Murray: Your rapping name?
Bret:Rhymenoceros.
Murray: Rhinoceros?
Bret: The Rhymenoceros
#08 Lindsey McDonald (Angel)
Lindsey: Allen, how are you? [punches him and steals his gun] Uh-oh! [shoots guard in the foot] Oh, that's gonna hurt in the morning. Stop it, evil hand, stop it! I just can't control my evil hand. Nathan, I'm so proud that you chose me. [rubs a co-worker's hair] Charlie! If I would have been in your shoes, I would have chosen Lilah. Let me tell you why. Do you have any idea of the hours this chick has logged in? Huh? The files she has on you guys? Deep stuff. Ronnie, your stock manipulations. Nathan's little offshore accounts. Can you imagine if something were to happen to this girl, and those files got back to the Senior Partners? They'd eat you alive! She's been working overtime, boys. She's everything you ever dreamed of. Lilah is your guy. Me, I'm unreliable. I've got these evil hand issues. And I'm bored with this crap. And besides, I'm leaving, so if you wanna chase me, be my guest. But remember - [holds up his hand] evil. Good luck. [gooses Lilah on the way out, and holds up his hand] Evil!
#07 Vince Noir (The Mighty Boosh)
Vince: I'm King of the Mods.
#06 Christopher Miles (Skins)
Chris: It's kinda easy when you've got nothing because nothing can be taken away from you, but I don't want nothing anymore.
#05 Mason (Dead Like Me)
Betty: [taking a quiz] Do you consider yourself exceptionally reasonable or exceptionally kind?
Mason: Exceptionally kind.
[Betty looks at him questioningly]
Mason: Well, I'm not particularly reasonable.
#04 Aaron Tyler (Wonderfalls)
Dr. Ron: Are you an atheist?Aaron: As a theologian, I feel it’s irresponsible to define myself in those terms. But yeah.Dr. Ron: A theologian who doesn’t believe in God?Aaron: There’s more of us than you think.
#03 Ryan O'Reily (Oz)
Alvah Case: Vehicular manslaughter, reckless endangerment, possession of controlled substances, possession of a deadly weapon, violation of parole. That's an amazing list of crimes.Ryan O'Reily: Well, you know, I applied myself.
#02 Allan A. Dale (Robin Hood)
Robin: I couldn't face myself in the morning if I was you.Allan: I count my money in the morning.
#01 Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
Dean: [to Sammy, before going to Crossroads] You know, when we were little, you couldn't have been more than five, you'd just started asking questions. How come we didn't have a mom; Why do we always have to move around; Where'd Dad go.. when he'd take off for days at a time. I remember I begged you, quit askin' Sammy. Man, you don't wanna know. I just wanted you to be a kid. Just for a little while longer. I always tried to protect you, keep you safe. Dad didn't even have to tell me. This was always my responsibility, you know. It's like, I had one job. I had one job. And I screwed it up. I blew it. And for that I'm sorry. I guess, that's what I do. I let down the people I love. I let Dad down, and now I guess I'm supposed to let you down too. How can I? Am I supposed to live with that? What am I supposed to do? Sammy... God.. What am I supposed to do? [screams] What am I supposed to do?
:D
Caps:
Veronica Mars, Firefly, Arrested Development, Pushing Daisies, Scrubs, Black Books, Doctor Who, Dead Like Me & Wonderfalls:
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