"The Mother's Prayer for Its Daughter" - a quote

[aliki]

First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.

May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it's the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach's eye, not the Beauty.

When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half. And stick with

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[breakableheart]

Beaut. Perfect. You are the luckiest girl in the world! :D

[calypso72]

That book completely cracked me up, the whole way through.

[aliki]

I hear "Let's Pretend This Never Happened" is in the same vein of hilarity, but I haven't checked it out. It was my first time reading Tina Fey and she is FUNNY!

[smittenbyu]

Been wanting to read her book. :)