I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE.

[alienish_being]

jacqueline_t HAS FRIENDED ME.

I AM MOVING TO SWITZERLAND CHINA THE MOON NEW EARTH TOMORROW. FOR SAFETY.

In less terrifying news, super_ginger exists

Comments

[rattus_aerius]

XD Come on, Doc. You know Jackie really loves you. :D

[alienish_being]

I fail to see why this, even if it is true (which it's not), merits friending me.

She doesn't need to know about my dates with Rose! Or my projects! Maybe I should just post about astrophysics, history and galactic law for a while until she gets bored and goes away.

[rattus_aerius]

Well you don't have to friend her back. And then lock your posts! Of course then you'll have to explain to her why you won't friend her and explain to Rose why you won't friend her... Yeah, I see your dilemma. Good luck!

[alienish_being]

Running is a dignified escape tactic, isn't it?

But if I hide from Jackie forever, I might never get to meet Donna!

I'm doomed, aren't I?

[morrighangw]

Awww, you poor thing! XD

[alienish_being]

*Basks in sympathy*

You don't happen to have a spare reinforced cupboard I can hide in, in case of emergency (ie: my own cupboard being discovered), do you?

[morrighangw]

Unfortunately, no. The one in our flat is a bit of a mess and in dire need of cleaning. ^^ And anyway, you'd have to flee to the west coast of the United States, which I'm sure Rose would NOT be pleased with. ^^

[alienish_being]

This is very true. As nice as I'm sure you are, I wouldn't want to be without Rose. Maybe we could both fit in your cupboard, once it's been cleaned?

I could even fix your toaster for free!

[tripocket]

You could always filter your posts. Some private some public. I think I'd freak out too if I were in your position. There are simply things you share with some people in your life and not others. But since I'm not actually very close to my family I may not be a very good judge of these things. I fear I tend to compartmentalize a bit more than most people.

[alienish_being]

I certainly don't think mothers in law need to know everything. In fact, I think it better that they know very little.

[tripocket]

I'm completely on your side on this one. Boundaries are important!

[helygen]

We've got a decent-sized, well-lit cupboard (pantry, really) with a lockable door; it also has a small window for emergency exits, should the need arise. You're welcome to use that if Plan B becomes necessary :)

[alienish_being]

Thank you for your offer! Would there be enough room to also fit a Rose-sized person in your cupboard? While she has no real need to escape Jackie, I make sure to accomodate her into all my escape plans.

[helygen]

There's more than enough room for both of you. You could probably squeeze a little camp-bed in there, if you needed to stay a while ....

[rose_m_t]

even if I'm currently avoiding her because she sold me out to her mother.

You know, I seem to remember you saying something a few months back. Something about 'for better or for worse,' which means we're in this together!

But if you want to avoid me, fine. I'm going back to work. Let me know when you feel like joining forces again. Or come out of the cupboard.

[alienish_being]

*CLINGS* Stay...?

[rose_m_t]

Why? You've already told me you're not about to kiss me for weeks! I may as well work.

[alienish_being]

*JUMPSNOG*

*Cough* Erm... did that make my position clear? I can do it again, if not.